Seems pretty accurate.
by limitedbythesky
eskimofabulous's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 19% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:50:06 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 08:23:59 PM
Alco Money! : $ 394
Guests of Honour
pez_junkie is a horrid Buddhist. pez_junkie drank 6 Bloody Marys, 1 Kahlua, 3 Absinthes, 1 Bloody Mary, 1 Irish Cream.
straighten is a resentful Fundementalist Christian who spends their Sundays running around other farmers fields threatening bemused cattle with golf clubs. straighten decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
wandering_muse is a bummed out Liberal Christian and a tubthumping lunatic. wandering_muse drank 1 Pulque.
archae27 is a depressed Atheist. archae27 drank 3 Aftershocks, 4 Cosmopolitans.
brit_ben is a hearty Hindu. brit_ben drank 11 Vodkas.
dizzy_c is a malevolent Wiccan who enjoys booby trapping school buses with powerful incediary devices. dizzy_c drank 8 Gins, 10 Vodkas, 1 Poteen.
eskimofabulous is a melancholy Muslim. eskimofabulous drank 5 Pilsners, 1 Sherry, 1 Absinthe, 2 Goldschlagers, 2 Cognacs, 2 Whiskeys, 1 Vermouth.
grizzygirl is a compulsive Agnostic. grizzygirl drank 4 Absinthes.
fuzzyhat is an insecure Hindu. fuzzyhat drank 5 White Wines, 12 Cosmopolitans.
aberwulf is a catty Fundementalist Christian who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters. aberwulf decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
ninagirlie is an abhorrent Buddhist. ninagirlie drank 8 Gins, 1 Poteen, 1 Cosmopolitan.
Sick!
pez_junkie, brit_ben, dizzy_c, eskimofabulous, fuzzyhat, ninagirlie are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.
Fights
'I know where Jesus Is!' dizzy_c declared proudly. 'He's alive! Alive in my ass!'. aberwulf made a dramatic lunge for the blasphemer but ended up smashing their head off the dining room table.
'Usually in this situation I would say to you archae27 that God loves you. But I know for a fact he doesn't' remarked aberwulf. 'That's not what his ma said last night when I was in between her legs!' replied the ever wise archae27
Lovers
It was to everyones surprise that by the end of the evening straighten and fuzzyhat were kissing the face off each other like two deranged love hounds.
The Drunkest
Dear God dizzy_c! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!
Random Events
brit_ben and aberwulf thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down dizzy_c's
underpants. dizzy_c now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.
pez_junkie threw darts at the neighbours cat.
Happy New Year!
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seems pretty accurate to me