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Me: (ari's thoughts: oh shit, he's smart. he's saying too many right things. what am i going to do?! CRY! just CRY! you're DONE FOR!)
Austin: I'm sorry, I'll try and throw in some completely off the wall comments to make you feel comfortable
Me124: hahaha
Me124: yeah, be an ass. it'll be easier for me.
Me124: i refuse to be girly i refuse to be girly
Austin: hmm...asshole things to say...
Me124: tell me i'm fat and ugly and have bad hair
Austin: Well, me and the boys are going to go get trashed, and make some mysogynistic jokes later
Austin: lol
Me124: HAHAHAHHAHA
Me124: STOP SAYING THE RIGHT THINGS!
Austin: Oh god, I can't stop them...they just keep coming!
Me124: you didn't laugh... oh well
Me124: lol
Austin: sorry, the a and h fingers are getting tired
Austin: lol
Me124: what have they been doing all day?
Me124: at the gym?!
Austin: Well, I find exercising the hands and the wrists to be paramount to a bodysculpting routine...
Me: as do i. have you seen my index fingers? they're jacked
Austin: awesome...now if only I could find some way to exercise my tongue...truly then I will be in peak physical condition...
Me: my eyes just like bugged out and meghan's like WHAT are you doing? what happened? who are you talking to? is that AUSTIN?!
Austin: hahaha
Austin: I mean...work on my entry into parkas...
He makes me giddy. This is not usual of me. I can't handle it. Like, so happy. I don't know how this could be. And he came SANS girlfriend. (If you know the usual Ari drama, you know this is a weird one) lol!
I have cramps and I'm giddy. Giddy giddy giddy. Hibbity Jibbity motherfucker!
By the way, everyone on the floor tonight is doing Robo Trips (drinking entire bottles of robotussin or taking multiple robotussin gel tablets - in case you didn't know. I didn't know what the slang for that was.) They're treating it like an orgy. In the rooms, the lights are all off - and in one room, some kid brought in a saxophone and was serenading everyone in the dark. Welcome to college.
Austin: I'm sorry, I'll try and throw in some completely off the wall comments to make you feel comfortable
Me124: hahaha
Me124: yeah, be an ass. it'll be easier for me.
Me124: i refuse to be girly i refuse to be girly
Austin: hmm...asshole things to say...
Me124: tell me i'm fat and ugly and have bad hair
Austin: Well, me and the boys are going to go get trashed, and make some mysogynistic jokes later
Austin: lol
Me124: HAHAHAHHAHA
Me124: STOP SAYING THE RIGHT THINGS!
Austin: Oh god, I can't stop them...they just keep coming!
Me124: you didn't laugh... oh well
Me124: lol
Austin: sorry, the a and h fingers are getting tired
Austin: lol
Me124: what have they been doing all day?
Me124: at the gym?!
Austin: Well, I find exercising the hands and the wrists to be paramount to a bodysculpting routine...
Me: as do i. have you seen my index fingers? they're jacked
Austin: awesome...now if only I could find some way to exercise my tongue...truly then I will be in peak physical condition...
Me: my eyes just like bugged out and meghan's like WHAT are you doing? what happened? who are you talking to? is that AUSTIN?!
Austin: hahaha
Austin: I mean...work on my entry into parkas...
He makes me giddy. This is not usual of me. I can't handle it. Like, so happy. I don't know how this could be. And he came SANS girlfriend. (If you know the usual Ari drama, you know this is a weird one) lol!
I have cramps and I'm giddy. Giddy giddy giddy. Hibbity Jibbity motherfucker!
By the way, everyone on the floor tonight is doing Robo Trips (drinking entire bottles of robotussin or taking multiple robotussin gel tablets - in case you didn't know. I didn't know what the slang for that was.) They're treating it like an orgy. In the rooms, the lights are all off - and in one room, some kid brought in a saxophone and was serenading everyone in the dark. Welcome to college.