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Here's an upate on the whole "list of things guys want" debockle. I checked out some stuff that other people wrote and it is just wack! This one, for example was one of those myspace forwarding things. It was "what guys should do for their girl" which I interpreted as what girls want. This is not serious is it?
What guys won't do for good reason
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN...and boxers.
Trust me, you don't want worn boxers. What a creepy request.
LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES.
Maybe once or twice but hey, how come I can't just call? Unless it's in someplace where you can't call texting is just annoying. The buttons are always too small.
KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS.
Why? If I'm with my other friends, let me give them some attention. Don't be a greedy bitch.
TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm fine with that.
L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER.
duh.
LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR.
Sure, but the face is off limits. That's where the money is.
MESS WITH HER HAIR.
No way. Sure some girls like it but plenty more will just get pissed.
JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER.
What, anywhere?
INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0.
No. I need space.
F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. (Depends on what they are)
I thank someone for clarifying that because I will dump a girl if she spits on me.
L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE.
That's just impossible.
TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P.
...and just hope she doesn't carry a rape whistle? should I stop when she pulls out mace?
H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS.
Listen, I can deal with simple requests like this. She will let go if I need to tie my shoe though right?
WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER.
That's not going to fix my problem. I killed her fucking cat!
LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS.
I'm not just going to wait for her to wake up though. I'm falling asleep too and if I move and she wakes up she better let me sleep.
GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. (I wouldn't get her mad JUST to kiss her)
Once again, the person without a capitalization problem saved me from a huge missunderstanding.
TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK.
Just as long as she doesn't start something she can't finish.
STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK.
Hell No! I'll check in in the morning.
WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER
This is an acceptable request. I didn't think it would need mentioning though.
KISS HER F0REHEAD.
Yea, that's cute.
GIVE HER THE W0RLD. (AS MUCH AS I CAN AFFORD LOL)
I work hard for my money. It gets taxed by school, food, and gas already. What happened to the modern business woman? Treat me out once in a while. I'll usually pay for dinner and other odd expenses but there is no way in hell I'm buying you a winter coat to make you happy. Talk to your daddy about that. You should like me for me, not my money. Ps. The citation LOL just pisses me off.
WRITE HER LETTERS.
Damn, I don't even know my best friend's written address. Notes are another thing. I like notes. Just as long as they're not just: "oh im in math and im so bord. wasnt that thing 30 mins ago so funny? do you remember? huh?"
LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. (IF THEY ARENT TOO BIG)
Yes, I guess I'm fine with that. I'd give her my hoodie.
WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER.
Well, I'd do that for any friend.
LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT.
I sure will let her know. She better not be fishing for compliments though. I will let her bitch and moan about herself. "No one likes me." Yes, that's why I'm your boyfriend. Am I no one? I will walk away from a girl if she says that.
LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS.
As long as they're not incriminating... Not that I do any thing that could be used against me...
KISS HER IN THE RAIN.
The opportunity for that has happend maybe once for me. Otherwise I just want to get out of the fucking rain.
CALL HER EVERY NIGHT.
No.
AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER.
But I want to keep it a secret! (sarcasm)
AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE.
We'll see when it comes to that.
GUYS REP0ST: I'D DO THIS F0R my girl
GIRLS REP0ST: WHAT M0ST GUYS W0NT D0
IF Y0U D0N'T REP0ST THIS IN 4 MINUTES Y0U WiLL L0SE "THE 0NE"
That's just stupid. I'm sure my meeting "the one" does not depend on whether or not I post this piece of crap on myspace.
...dumbasses
Ps. Did the sergeant dumbass general write this with zeros instead of O's?