Thunder Monkeys...yup.

Apr 16, 2005 16:55

Todayz ok. I don't feel like shit. Well, I am kinda tired from today. I went to the Beach cuz my parents thought it would be fun and it was, in an uncomfortable sort of way. It was really windy and I kept getting pelted with sand. I talked to some old cuban/columbian/random-south-american-country guy and he had been living in the U.S. for about 25 years. He was kinda old and brown so I felt bad for him, but was happy cuz at least he worked in some hotel called fountainblu instead of begging for money and rapeing little children...or maybe that's why he talked to me...whatever. Oh yeah, I almost drowned, so that was kinda bad. I actually thought I was gonna die, and I was gonna give up and just let myself slowly fall asleap and just die, but then I realized that I haven't gotten laid yet so I gave it all I had. The only thing that kept me going was "just go, and someday your gonna get laid, so keep going". What happened was that I was swimming but I didn't notice that I was in a rip current and I ended up going in really far. Then, when I tried to swim back the current was too strong so I was like "...shit...". But instead I began swimming towards some rocks so I could rest up and then try swimming back to shore. As I got closer to the rocks I noticed the water was hitting them pretty hard so I went like"...shit..again...". I had to swim for a pretty long time (the shore was made up of a shitload of boulders so I couldn't go to shore) until I found a shore without boulders. The whole time the coast guard just stared, he stood up when I was kinda close and watched as I struggled towards shore. I swollowed a lot of salty water and it doesn't taste verry good. When my parents saw me coming their like "where the hell were you? whatever, just go and clean this bucket in the shore". I bought some "Arizona Tea" after that. It was peach flavored. Um...I'm actually still in my bathing suit and I'm really uncomfortable...I hope we go to the beach again.
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