I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.
A Russian soldier runs up to a nun.
“Please, let me hide under your dress, I’ll explain later”
The nun agrees.
A moment later, two military policemen run up and ask:
“Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
The police run off…
The soldier crawls out from under the dress and says “I can’t thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.”
The nun replies, “I completely understand.”
The soldier adds, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied …
“If you looked higher you’d see a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”