#see Tumblr post about murdering dolphins, remember about raping dolphins, and decides to...
...google animal sexual behaviour.
AND OH GOD ANIMALS ARE THE WORST. AND BEST. LIKE, WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
Necrophilia in animals is where a living animal engages in a sexual act with a dead animal. In one of the most well-known examples, Kees Moeliker of the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, Netherlands observed sexual activities[69] outside his office between a live duck and a dead one. Two male mallards which Moeliker believed were engaged in rape flight, a common motif in duck sexual behaviour, collided with his window. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback-well, didn't get any feedback," according to Moeliker, who described the event as "homosexual necrophilia." The case was reported scientifically in Deinsea 8-2001, along with photos.,[70] and earned Moeliker an Ig Nobel Prize in biology, awarded for research that cannot or should not be reproduced.[71]
I HAVE IT LIKE, I SHOULDN'T FIND THIS FUNNY, BUT I DO, OH GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON, PEOPLE LOVE ANIMALS AND AND AND... OH GOD, HOMOSEXUAL RAPE NECROPHILIA, WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAT?! I CAN'T EVEN... I SERIOUSLY CAN'T. SERIOUSLY, GUYS, YOU SHOULD READ IT, IF YOU AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH THIS (LIKE I WASN'T). APPARENTLY SOME MALE BLACK SWANS IN SAME-SEX COUPLES HAVE A THREESOME WITH A FEMALE SWAN AND THEN THEY DRIVE AWAY THE FEMALE AFTER SHE HAS LAID THE EGGS. MORE BIRDS RAISED IN FAMILIES LIKE THESE SURVIVE THAN DImFFERENT-SEX SWAN COUPLES. AND SOME FLATWORMS PERFORM PENIS FENCING. PENIS FENCING. AND GOATS MIGHT PERFORM AUTO-FELLATIO. MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN. BLOWN.
Animal sexual behaviour: blowing my mind since 2012, making me go all CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK OH GOD MORE CAPS LOCK. THEY NEVER TELL ABOUT THIS IN ANIMAL DOCUMENTARIES. Sir David Attenborough, you have failed me!
Oh god. I think I'm in chock.
AND OH GOD ANIMALS ARE THE WORST. AND BEST. LIKE, WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
Necrophilia in animals is where a living animal engages in a sexual act with a dead animal. In one of the most well-known examples, Kees Moeliker of the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, Netherlands observed sexual activities[69] outside his office between a live duck and a dead one. Two male mallards which Moeliker believed were engaged in rape flight, a common motif in duck sexual behaviour, collided with his window. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback-well, didn't get any feedback," according to Moeliker, who described the event as "homosexual necrophilia." The case was reported scientifically in Deinsea 8-2001, along with photos.,[70] and earned Moeliker an Ig Nobel Prize in biology, awarded for research that cannot or should not be reproduced.[71]
I HAVE IT LIKE, I SHOULDN'T FIND THIS FUNNY, BUT I DO, OH GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON, PEOPLE LOVE ANIMALS AND AND AND... OH GOD, HOMOSEXUAL RAPE NECROPHILIA, WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAT?! I CAN'T EVEN... I SERIOUSLY CAN'T. SERIOUSLY, GUYS, YOU SHOULD READ IT, IF YOU AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH THIS (LIKE I WASN'T). APPARENTLY SOME MALE BLACK SWANS IN SAME-SEX COUPLES HAVE A THREESOME WITH A FEMALE SWAN AND THEN THEY DRIVE AWAY THE FEMALE AFTER SHE HAS LAID THE EGGS. MORE BIRDS RAISED IN FAMILIES LIKE THESE SURVIVE THAN DImFFERENT-SEX SWAN COUPLES. AND SOME FLATWORMS PERFORM PENIS FENCING. PENIS FENCING. AND GOATS MIGHT PERFORM AUTO-FELLATIO. MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN. BLOWN.
Animal sexual behaviour: blowing my mind since 2012, making me go all CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK OH GOD MORE CAPS LOCK. THEY NEVER TELL ABOUT THIS IN ANIMAL DOCUMENTARIES. Sir David Attenborough, you have failed me!
Oh god. I think I'm in chock.