Chapter 1:
Leave "first come first served" ethics to line ups at Mcdonalds and Walmart cashiers. If you're going to be a rat in the rat race.. at least be a winner rat. This chapter will provide some practical tips to put you ahead of the curb. Just because the municipal transit commission refuses to offer first class carriages to you like every other passenger carrier service out there, that doesn't mean you have to suffer as the rest of the masses.
And fuck yes I have MS Paint back!!! I tried so many other graphics editors, no one does it like MS Paint 95.