top ten reasons why having a brain tumor really isn't that bad

Apr 20, 2005 14:42

10. after radiation treatments when someone tells you that you have a radiating smile you can believe them.
9. surgery, radiation/chemo saves money by having to use less shampoo.
8. can't be blamed for over population of the world after all the drugs that make you sterile.
7. you can eat whatever your craving without worrying about adding extra weight from the dec just as long as you forget the anti-nausea drugs before the chemo.
6. you are being truthful in saying that you've lost your mind (at least part of your mind).
5. you can re-read books again because you forgot what they are about.
4. good drugs and they are legal.
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i'm stuck on the last four, anyone got any suggestions?

also i heard something that seems to ring true. life is like a roll of toilet paper the closer you get to the end the faster it seems to go.
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