Am I writing my Yuletide fic? No, of course not, even though that's how I should be procrastinating.
Instead, I've managed to write a thousand words of the Cullen-Hale foursome. What's happened to me? Really? How did this become the fandom thing I think about most often? How?
(Notice, I don't ask when. It become my favorite fandom of lulz when I was in the middle of
cleolinda's Breaking Dawn recap and realized I had to go buy the book because I needed to read the crack. As for fic, well, if Rosalie and Emmett weren't so goddamn hot, this never would have happened. Also, Jasper and his bat. And Alice, full stop.)
I actually have thoughts about Jasper and the bat, but I'll save them for later. I'm closing the laptop now.