it was a damn eyeball

[escomike]

mowed a lawn at work today.
picked up the hedgers.
walked across the lawn
saw something in the grass
thought it was trash, picked it up
it was an eyeball the size of a golf ball
an actual for real eyeball
of what, i don't know.
felt kinda weird holding an eyebal,
so i threw it in the bushes.
two seconds later a cat runs out of the bushes
with the eyeball in it's mouth
i have a newfound happyness for cats
fucken a