Good night
I'm not fucking studying, who are we trying to kid here? I will wake up 8 hours from now and cram THEN. Still have time for lunch, even. And maybe some Spanish reading if I feel it's worth it (most likely no. he's just gonna lecture exactly outta the book anyhow, isn't he? si.)
I just took all of my pills at once, and was gonna be badass like that and take a silly amount of pills with merely one swig of water, and then the water was gone. Score. So i ran to the bathroom just now with a mouthfull of chalky pills and vitaminasstasting nastiness.
How many pills?
I could make an Xmas song outta this
(to the tune of 12 days of xmas of course...let's see how this goes...)
The first pill in my mouth was tiny Ambien
But that was just the beginning
The 2nd pill in my mouth was a women's vitamin
But we are not even half done
the 3rd pill in my mouth was one trileptal
I didn't know i had no water
4th pill in my mouth, another trileptal
I really thought I had some water
5th pill in my mouth, FUCKING TRILEPTAL!!!
(cuz that's where golden rings go...gotta yell that part)
the sixth pill in my mouth was folic acid
That one was the grossest of all
there. 6 goddamned pills, all with one swig of water. I could make the state fair. if i remembered to refill my water every once in a while..
funny thing from today:
Drove down to Longmont to hang w/ Theo, had to get gas at a 7-11. Longmont 7-11.
So the ppl that were at pump 2 before me had run off with $7.38 in gas, and the store clerk had to deal with that and a bunch of old men. I complained to Theo that seven dollars worth of gas barely even gets you out of the 7-11 parking lot.
Then we gorged on Cheese Sticks, which led to my Barfly Name of Cheese Stick Car Bomb, see today's other post.
Also lots of silliness when i showed up to teach Andrea's beginner class again, but she was there, teaching it. I hadn't gotten an informative and necessary text msg letting me know to not be there, but it was good anyhow becuz they could see shoulder shimmies when there are boobs involved, and i printed up arm thing's choreography for them anyhow. She had them choreograph 8 counts and come up with a group name, and the Polish or Russian chick, Gosia (we may just call her Gorgeous) had them calling themselves Cahmulhs. it was too cute.
I just took all of my pills at once, and was gonna be badass like that and take a silly amount of pills with merely one swig of water, and then the water was gone. Score. So i ran to the bathroom just now with a mouthfull of chalky pills and vitaminasstasting nastiness.
How many pills?
I could make an Xmas song outta this
(to the tune of 12 days of xmas of course...let's see how this goes...)
The first pill in my mouth was tiny Ambien
But that was just the beginning
The 2nd pill in my mouth was a women's vitamin
But we are not even half done
the 3rd pill in my mouth was one trileptal
I didn't know i had no water
4th pill in my mouth, another trileptal
I really thought I had some water
5th pill in my mouth, FUCKING TRILEPTAL!!!
(cuz that's where golden rings go...gotta yell that part)
the sixth pill in my mouth was folic acid
That one was the grossest of all
there. 6 goddamned pills, all with one swig of water. I could make the state fair. if i remembered to refill my water every once in a while..
funny thing from today:
Drove down to Longmont to hang w/ Theo, had to get gas at a 7-11. Longmont 7-11.
So the ppl that were at pump 2 before me had run off with $7.38 in gas, and the store clerk had to deal with that and a bunch of old men. I complained to Theo that seven dollars worth of gas barely even gets you out of the 7-11 parking lot.
Then we gorged on Cheese Sticks, which led to my Barfly Name of Cheese Stick Car Bomb, see today's other post.
Also lots of silliness when i showed up to teach Andrea's beginner class again, but she was there, teaching it. I hadn't gotten an informative and necessary text msg letting me know to not be there, but it was good anyhow becuz they could see shoulder shimmies when there are boobs involved, and i printed up arm thing's choreography for them anyhow. She had them choreograph 8 counts and come up with a group name, and the Polish or Russian chick, Gosia (we may just call her Gorgeous) had them calling themselves Cahmulhs. it was too cute.