six degrees
So I've been dating this amazing woman lately. There's been a bit of confusion over me seeing her because she's married with 4 children, but she and her husband are on a break, and she's not looking for a new daddy.
Let me try and explain:
My good friend Chris lives with Sharon and Tim and the kids as a kind of live-in babysitter. He's in love with my sister, Breanna. His ex (and subsequently my ex) Jasmine is dating Michael who's my drinking buddy and always sleeps on my couch, meaning she always sleeps on my couch. Michael is best friends with Tony, who used to date Moe, who is now dating the Nooge, who's sister lives in Philly and knows friends of mine in DE. Then there's Eric, my roomate, who lives with Tony who wants Chris to come sleep with him and his lover Natalie. Natalie is my ex and Michael's ex, and Robbie's ex, and Robbie dates Shaina who everyone wants to sleep with, and works for Randy who's sleeping with Marianne (not Mary Anne) who's also sleeping with Will that I don't know. Will, that I don't know, is best friends with Jacob, who works with Sharon that I'm seeing.
Which brings me to my point that this all somehow connects me to Kevin Bacon assassinating the pope...
Let me try and explain:
My good friend Chris lives with Sharon and Tim and the kids as a kind of live-in babysitter. He's in love with my sister, Breanna. His ex (and subsequently my ex) Jasmine is dating Michael who's my drinking buddy and always sleeps on my couch, meaning she always sleeps on my couch. Michael is best friends with Tony, who used to date Moe, who is now dating the Nooge, who's sister lives in Philly and knows friends of mine in DE. Then there's Eric, my roomate, who lives with Tony who wants Chris to come sleep with him and his lover Natalie. Natalie is my ex and Michael's ex, and Robbie's ex, and Robbie dates Shaina who everyone wants to sleep with, and works for Randy who's sleeping with Marianne (not Mary Anne) who's also sleeping with Will that I don't know. Will, that I don't know, is best friends with Jacob, who works with Sharon that I'm seeing.
Which brings me to my point that this all somehow connects me to Kevin Bacon assassinating the pope...