#internationalsciencejokeday
Totally late, since it was on 3rd November, but still:
- 2 atoms run into each other on the street. "Are you okay?" "I've lost an electron." "Are you sure?" "I’m positive!"
- What did the nuclear physicist set for his status when he left on vacation? "Gone Fission"
- A bar walks into a man. Oops, wrong frame of reference.
- Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" He says, "No, but I know where I am."
- Another one on the Uncertainty Principle
- You can call a helium atom anything you want. It won't react.