Sep 27, 2006 05:19
Shhh...madness approaches.
Don't let it see you slacking off.
It will kick your ass.
Like mangos. And monkeys.
Goddamn I want a waffle.
That's it...too eggo I will go...
I'm going to murder that damn eggo waffle and crunch into it so hard that it's going to bleed syrupy goodness all over everywhere.
It will be a slaughter.
There will be no escape.
I hear sounds around me. But no one is there.
I never noticed before, until a friend told me about it and I did a science experiment on myself...that when you curl your toes under, your heels get a lil wrinkly. It's kinda funny and weird.
I wanna to lick it.
Not really. But I like licking random things.
Eyeballs are good for licking. So are rocks. Especially when they are cold. Cold rocks make me horny.