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This is a survey...?
1. Initials: JJPL
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Bram Stoker
3. Where was your first french kiss? In Tammi Fitzwaters backyard...i kept my eyes open
4. For or against same sex marriages? very much for
5. Are you homophobic? no, i rather appreciate the company of homosexuals
6. Are you bisexual? nah
7. Do you believe in God? I beleive in a God, but i dunno if i beleive in the God
8. How many & which US states have you been to? well, i've driven to canada and to MA, so whatever you hit on the way to those places. and florida and west virginia.
9. How many of the US states have you lived in? just good ol' PA
10. Have you ever lived outside the US? No but i aspire to live (at least for awhile) in the UK
11. Name something you like physically about yourself: My girlfriend always says i have nice legs. but i like my upper arms.
12. Name something non physical you like about yourself: my creative mind
13. Where do you want to go to college? well i wanted to go to desales, but if i had free reign of any, i'd be too overstimulated to pick.
14. What is your dream car? Monte Carlo SS, any year (in good condition), black with red trim.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? i dunno. i really wanna go to tokyo and ireland and london. maybe paris too. we'll say tokyo first.
16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone? yes indeed.
17. How many concerts have you gone to? hmm. well i have been to a few shows, but i would say only two concerts, Broken Social Scene and Curiosa.
18. Do you download music? not anymore.
19. How many illegal things have you done? a fair amount. drug stuff, theft stuff, there was that drifter from ohio that i..well, yes a fair amount but not anymore, i am crime free (except traffic laws, they are totally pussies.)
20. Where would you want to go on a first date? I'd wanna be unique, so hopefully something cool like the groundbreaking of a new building or a volcano trip or go ghost hunting or something. but realistucally due to distance, circumstance and money probably bowling or movie or dinner that short of thing.
21. Describe your perfect date: any date where something really cool and original happens, like a natural disaster or someone becomes unconscious.
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? yes, sang but i dont think played. someone has played with me personally...heh.
23. Ever been kissed under fireworks? indeed i have, just once. i kissed this girl lexi and fireworks went off, we didnt know why which made it cooler(i later found out it was cause Kerry was in Philly at the art museum i think.)
24. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? no
25. Do you like president Bush? not in the least. i think its safe to say i despise
26. Have you ever bungee jumped? i'd like to but i havent.
27. Have you ever white-water rafted? cant say that i hace
28. Have you ever crashed a car? i dont drive a car so i cant crash one. but i've been in a few car accidents
29. Has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? i dont think so. if yes i didnt notice or i was too turned on to remember
30. Have you met a real redneck? i saw ron white in hershey, does that count?
31. Are you interested in anyone right now? yes, im interested in some select serial killers, and the members of good life, and some other folks too.
32. What song are you listening to right now? Different Names for the Same Thing by Deathcab for Cutie, but it will be over by the time this post is.
33. What is your current favorite song? its really hard to pick from the millions of songs that exist but i suppose my favorite is Between the Bars by Elliott Smith
34. What was the last movie you watched? I saw the Aristocrats yesterday and it was cunt-dropping, baby-fucking, shit-eating funny.
35. Who was the last person you said you loved? That would be my girlfriend megan.
36. Where was the last place you went besides your house? i went to work at Rite Aid pharmacy.
37. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? i used to be what was commonly called a tagger which means you deface property with marker or spraypaint because you have nothing better to do.
38. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? not seriously, plenty of times. seriously, once. her name was jackie and she punched me in the face, and i already disdained her so i slapped her across the face. i was young (sixth grade) and have since wised up.
39. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people? coming from a theater background, i have done so on various occasions and i rather enjoy it.
40. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? usually the laugh, or the butt if they are standing up. sometimes the hair.
41. What really turns you on? getting my teeth checked
42. What do you usually order from starbucks? Nothing. i hate corporations and coffee. but i kinda wanna try the green tea thing they have
43. What is your biggest mistake? lying to people and too much
44. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? me and my former roomate and long time friend patrick made a jackass rip off, so its safe to say i have hurt myself on purpose.
45. Say something totally random about you: joe has happy socks with bells.
46. Do you have an i-pod? No i do not. and i think it would be fun to run around a big city and grab peoples ipods and smash them while running away
47. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? When i was little people used to say i looked like elijah wood, when i got older they said i looked like harry potter. now everyone just calls me jesus. or john lennon (i prefer lennon of course, he is way cooler than the Lord)
48. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? i put yes but then thought about and and the real answer is no. no i dont.
49. Do you have braces? nope, never needed 'em.
50. Are you comfortable with your height? i could do another two or three inches, but my asshole would really hurt.
51. When do you know its love? you feel it, it covers you like a blanket and it makes your stomach do flips. cliche i know, but thats what its like for me.
52. Do you speak any other languages besides English? i speak gibberish and i wanna learn French
53. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? hell no, tanning booths break the T-T link in the DNA in your skin and increase your likelihood of developing a malignant melanoma (the worst and deadliest form of skin cancer)
54. What magazines do you read? Popular Science and Discover. and sometimes Cosmo because it's better than Hustler.
55. Do you think these surveys are stupid? not really, they entertain me for short spurts when im bored
56. Do you have a hidden talent? well if i tell it it wont be hidden anymore. but yea i think i have a few, nothing extraordinary though. i can do i really good bobcat impression but thatd all i'm sayin.
57. Have you gone farther than kissing? did a high school freshman make this survey? yea, if by gone farther you mean copping some boob, yea, now go cheat on Mr.Kane's algebra test.
58. Have you ever ridden in a limo? yes for my aunt karen or cousin jason's wedding, i dont remember which.
59. Has anyone you were really close with past away? fortunately no, but that also means inevitably yes.
60. Do you watch mtv? never, i hate everything MTV and i think you are making yourself stupider and more "trendy" (which i use with negative connotation) than before. especially Real World.
61. Whats something that really annoys you? MTV for starters. Also ignorance and naive obliviousness, which are closely related but not the same.
62. Whats something you really like? i really like hugs.
63. Do you like Michael Jackson? i do actually. i know he is a boy toucher, but i cant help but like the guy.
64. Can you dance? somewhat and i have come along way from what i once was capable of, but still i cannot dance to any impressive degree.
65. Have you ever surfed? i have not, but i admire the mentality
66. Do you know how to pump gas? i certainly do and i rather enjoy it.
67. Do you drive? nope.
68. Whats the latest you have ever stayed up? i have answered this before and if by stayed up you mean not gone to sleep at all then just about 3 days, but if you mean hours, i once stayed up the entire night and went to bed at 3pm the following day.
69. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? yes, i once took a whole box of coricidin with a cougar, and i honestly felt that death was imminent. i layed on my bed in my dorm room waiting for death, and oddly enough, i accepted it, even though i am usually terrified of dying. i rose my head from the pillow only to check on the cougar, to which i would say "hi" and then resume awaiting the reaper. i later figured out that the coricidins made my blood pressure drop dangerously low and i probably bled internally, and may have in fact been somewhat/relatively close to death. during the period of waiting to die, the show Friends melted into Dharma and Greg and then in to some other sitcom, which was really weird cause all i remember is canned laughter and different voices.
70. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? oh dear. last spring semester i had a panic attack that wouldnt stop (the day before finals mind you) and went to the emergency room via ambulance. i returned to my dorm at 6am. i got an A on my final.
71. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? of course, i think it is coloquially referred to as peer pressure.
72. Did you do it? depending on the people i was with, yes or no.
73. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? it depends on the person, but usually yes.
and thats the end, the abrupt, awkward end. i'm either gonna watch sin city now or go to bed early.
1. Initials: JJPL
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Bram Stoker
3. Where was your first french kiss? In Tammi Fitzwaters backyard...i kept my eyes open
4. For or against same sex marriages? very much for
5. Are you homophobic? no, i rather appreciate the company of homosexuals
6. Are you bisexual? nah
7. Do you believe in God? I beleive in a God, but i dunno if i beleive in the God
8. How many & which US states have you been to? well, i've driven to canada and to MA, so whatever you hit on the way to those places. and florida and west virginia.
9. How many of the US states have you lived in? just good ol' PA
10. Have you ever lived outside the US? No but i aspire to live (at least for awhile) in the UK
11. Name something you like physically about yourself: My girlfriend always says i have nice legs. but i like my upper arms.
12. Name something non physical you like about yourself: my creative mind
13. Where do you want to go to college? well i wanted to go to desales, but if i had free reign of any, i'd be too overstimulated to pick.
14. What is your dream car? Monte Carlo SS, any year (in good condition), black with red trim.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? i dunno. i really wanna go to tokyo and ireland and london. maybe paris too. we'll say tokyo first.
16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone? yes indeed.
17. How many concerts have you gone to? hmm. well i have been to a few shows, but i would say only two concerts, Broken Social Scene and Curiosa.
18. Do you download music? not anymore.
19. How many illegal things have you done? a fair amount. drug stuff, theft stuff, there was that drifter from ohio that i..well, yes a fair amount but not anymore, i am crime free (except traffic laws, they are totally pussies.)
20. Where would you want to go on a first date? I'd wanna be unique, so hopefully something cool like the groundbreaking of a new building or a volcano trip or go ghost hunting or something. but realistucally due to distance, circumstance and money probably bowling or movie or dinner that short of thing.
21. Describe your perfect date: any date where something really cool and original happens, like a natural disaster or someone becomes unconscious.
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? yes, sang but i dont think played. someone has played with me personally...heh.
23. Ever been kissed under fireworks? indeed i have, just once. i kissed this girl lexi and fireworks went off, we didnt know why which made it cooler(i later found out it was cause Kerry was in Philly at the art museum i think.)
24. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? no
25. Do you like president Bush? not in the least. i think its safe to say i despise
26. Have you ever bungee jumped? i'd like to but i havent.
27. Have you ever white-water rafted? cant say that i hace
28. Have you ever crashed a car? i dont drive a car so i cant crash one. but i've been in a few car accidents
29. Has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? i dont think so. if yes i didnt notice or i was too turned on to remember
30. Have you met a real redneck? i saw ron white in hershey, does that count?
31. Are you interested in anyone right now? yes, im interested in some select serial killers, and the members of good life, and some other folks too.
32. What song are you listening to right now? Different Names for the Same Thing by Deathcab for Cutie, but it will be over by the time this post is.
33. What is your current favorite song? its really hard to pick from the millions of songs that exist but i suppose my favorite is Between the Bars by Elliott Smith
34. What was the last movie you watched? I saw the Aristocrats yesterday and it was cunt-dropping, baby-fucking, shit-eating funny.
35. Who was the last person you said you loved? That would be my girlfriend megan.
36. Where was the last place you went besides your house? i went to work at Rite Aid pharmacy.
37. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? i used to be what was commonly called a tagger which means you deface property with marker or spraypaint because you have nothing better to do.
38. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? not seriously, plenty of times. seriously, once. her name was jackie and she punched me in the face, and i already disdained her so i slapped her across the face. i was young (sixth grade) and have since wised up.
39. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people? coming from a theater background, i have done so on various occasions and i rather enjoy it.
40. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? usually the laugh, or the butt if they are standing up. sometimes the hair.
41. What really turns you on? getting my teeth checked
42. What do you usually order from starbucks? Nothing. i hate corporations and coffee. but i kinda wanna try the green tea thing they have
43. What is your biggest mistake? lying to people and too much
44. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? me and my former roomate and long time friend patrick made a jackass rip off, so its safe to say i have hurt myself on purpose.
45. Say something totally random about you: joe has happy socks with bells.
46. Do you have an i-pod? No i do not. and i think it would be fun to run around a big city and grab peoples ipods and smash them while running away
47. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? When i was little people used to say i looked like elijah wood, when i got older they said i looked like harry potter. now everyone just calls me jesus. or john lennon (i prefer lennon of course, he is way cooler than the Lord)
48. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? i put yes but then thought about and and the real answer is no. no i dont.
49. Do you have braces? nope, never needed 'em.
50. Are you comfortable with your height? i could do another two or three inches, but my asshole would really hurt.
51. When do you know its love? you feel it, it covers you like a blanket and it makes your stomach do flips. cliche i know, but thats what its like for me.
52. Do you speak any other languages besides English? i speak gibberish and i wanna learn French
53. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? hell no, tanning booths break the T-T link in the DNA in your skin and increase your likelihood of developing a malignant melanoma (the worst and deadliest form of skin cancer)
54. What magazines do you read? Popular Science and Discover. and sometimes Cosmo because it's better than Hustler.
55. Do you think these surveys are stupid? not really, they entertain me for short spurts when im bored
56. Do you have a hidden talent? well if i tell it it wont be hidden anymore. but yea i think i have a few, nothing extraordinary though. i can do i really good bobcat impression but thatd all i'm sayin.
57. Have you gone farther than kissing? did a high school freshman make this survey? yea, if by gone farther you mean copping some boob, yea, now go cheat on Mr.Kane's algebra test.
58. Have you ever ridden in a limo? yes for my aunt karen or cousin jason's wedding, i dont remember which.
59. Has anyone you were really close with past away? fortunately no, but that also means inevitably yes.
60. Do you watch mtv? never, i hate everything MTV and i think you are making yourself stupider and more "trendy" (which i use with negative connotation) than before. especially Real World.
61. Whats something that really annoys you? MTV for starters. Also ignorance and naive obliviousness, which are closely related but not the same.
62. Whats something you really like? i really like hugs.
63. Do you like Michael Jackson? i do actually. i know he is a boy toucher, but i cant help but like the guy.
64. Can you dance? somewhat and i have come along way from what i once was capable of, but still i cannot dance to any impressive degree.
65. Have you ever surfed? i have not, but i admire the mentality
66. Do you know how to pump gas? i certainly do and i rather enjoy it.
67. Do you drive? nope.
68. Whats the latest you have ever stayed up? i have answered this before and if by stayed up you mean not gone to sleep at all then just about 3 days, but if you mean hours, i once stayed up the entire night and went to bed at 3pm the following day.
69. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? yes, i once took a whole box of coricidin with a cougar, and i honestly felt that death was imminent. i layed on my bed in my dorm room waiting for death, and oddly enough, i accepted it, even though i am usually terrified of dying. i rose my head from the pillow only to check on the cougar, to which i would say "hi" and then resume awaiting the reaper. i later figured out that the coricidins made my blood pressure drop dangerously low and i probably bled internally, and may have in fact been somewhat/relatively close to death. during the period of waiting to die, the show Friends melted into Dharma and Greg and then in to some other sitcom, which was really weird cause all i remember is canned laughter and different voices.
70. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? oh dear. last spring semester i had a panic attack that wouldnt stop (the day before finals mind you) and went to the emergency room via ambulance. i returned to my dorm at 6am. i got an A on my final.
71. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? of course, i think it is coloquially referred to as peer pressure.
72. Did you do it? depending on the people i was with, yes or no.
73. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? it depends on the person, but usually yes.
and thats the end, the abrupt, awkward end. i'm either gonna watch sin city now or go to bed early.