(no subject)
the other day i drank one of these because who the hell wouldn't
want to have the strength of the mighty steven segal.. the great steven
segal and the rockstar know from steven segal and the thunderbird
band. after drinking this i felt it was neccessary to fight a tiger.. the
must have got some of my sweat in his mouth during his struggle and
then the his lips wet with the power of steven segal power juice he
transformed into a lion.. i knowing that even with steven segal power
i couldn't fight a lion as a human.. so i transformed into the only chinese
animal i could think of.. a dragon. basically the story goes like this..
with my firey breath i set him ablaze and the story ends. i was just excited
that steven segal has branched his glory out of the entertainment
scene and is sharing his lifeforce (mojo if you will) with the world.
thank you steven segal for sheding your blood, sweat and tears into
millions of cans daily just to give us humans the maximum energy
potential.
cheers.
brandon m.f. mayer