...be my little freak.
good lord, i haven't been on here in forever...this will be randomosity at its finest, just to warn you all.
blurb-ettes from my life, as of right now:
never watch the disney channel on mute for 6 hours.
just don't do it.
the thrift store ate my wallet.
i smacked my head on a door and broke my favorite pair of sunglasses. i fail at life.
you know how you meet people whose minds are clearly always in the gutter? well i know someone whose mind is always teetering precariously on the curb. HA.
i have a disgusting blister on my right heel as a result of running 7 miles yesterday.
i hate you and i know that you know why.
quotes from children under the age of 12:
"don't you just want to sit on sunshine?"
"i cry when i'm bored."
"sometimes i get so tired of being a white kid."
"i'm real good at dodgeball, because at home my brother is always throwing junk at me, and i have to run real fast to get out of the way."
"propane? isn't that like beer and stuff?"
"ms. allie, don't be afraid to be a princess."
"crying is messy, you get your shirt all wet."
in the end, i just want someone who will promise me the world without me having to ask him to. is that too much to ask? if it is, i will adjust my expectations.
i almost bought a belgian waffle maker at wal-mart. i'm lame.
i have come to love the smell of sunscreen.
& maps of the world.
& polaroids of the people i will never know.
yesterday i went to the afa to bring dj something. and some random dude walked up to me and told me that i was "too fine to be single." i think he was on crack.
blurb-ettes from my life, as of right now:
never watch the disney channel on mute for 6 hours.
just don't do it.
the thrift store ate my wallet.
i smacked my head on a door and broke my favorite pair of sunglasses. i fail at life.
you know how you meet people whose minds are clearly always in the gutter? well i know someone whose mind is always teetering precariously on the curb. HA.
i have a disgusting blister on my right heel as a result of running 7 miles yesterday.
i hate you and i know that you know why.
quotes from children under the age of 12:
"don't you just want to sit on sunshine?"
"i cry when i'm bored."
"sometimes i get so tired of being a white kid."
"i'm real good at dodgeball, because at home my brother is always throwing junk at me, and i have to run real fast to get out of the way."
"propane? isn't that like beer and stuff?"
"ms. allie, don't be afraid to be a princess."
"crying is messy, you get your shirt all wet."
in the end, i just want someone who will promise me the world without me having to ask him to. is that too much to ask? if it is, i will adjust my expectations.
i almost bought a belgian waffle maker at wal-mart. i'm lame.
i have come to love the smell of sunscreen.
& maps of the world.
& polaroids of the people i will never know.
yesterday i went to the afa to bring dj something. and some random dude walked up to me and told me that i was "too fine to be single." i think he was on crack.