phones

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Since just about everyone seems to know more about phones than I do, I've got a question -- What is the smallest phone available? I'm not one of those people who needs to check their emails underwater so features aren't an issue -- I'm only going to use it for 1) Calls; 2) SMSes; 3) An alarm clock and reminders -- but I want it to be small. Preferably, I want it to be thin (that is, its size from front to back), because I carry it in my pocket and hate having an uncomfortable bulge in my pants. Any help would be appreciated.

Buldge in my pants.. tee hee.