Lollercoaster of Creepy Internet Love... part II.
And the replies to the infamous Craigslist adkeep rolling in.
William writes
Do you date older men?
PS. you are very beautiful
Our protagonist and dear friend writes:
Thank you. Define older?
William writes (timestamp: 4:35)
44
Twice My Age William writes (timestamp: 4:37)
And you are very beautiful
William, it really was nothing writes: (timestamp: 5:07)
Still there?
I was tempted to reply. No William. I am not here. No William, I had to go to the hospital and have my heart restarted because, y'know, your reply was just so stunning that I died a million deaths.
I also recieved this delight this morning:
Nigerian Dude writes:
DEAR MADAME
I AM NIGERIAN BUSINESSMAN NAME EKO MBUTO. I HAVE STORE IN OGBOMOSO NAME OGBOMOSO FOREIGN TRADING CO.
I AM VERY WISHING TO BUY YOUR "SCREENING THE MEN" FOR INTERNET SALE I CAN SELL IN MY STORE.
PLEASE TO TELL HOW MUCH I CAN BUY TO SHIP TO OGBOMOSO NIGERIA.
THANKING YOU DEAREST,
EKO MBUTO
My reply, after wiping coffee off my monitor:
I am not sure if this was your intention, but I have just sprayed coffee all over my keyboard from laughing so hard. Thanks.
And here comes the shocker!
mattlach writes:
A guy has to amuse him self during an unusually uneventful day at work
SOMEHOW! :p
Which led to a record-breaking exchange of e-mails. 66-- that's 33 each. I swear, I have a life away from this thing. For those of you wondering, the record was 32, and it wasn't an even split.
For those of you keeping track, I've slacked off long and hard on the paper journal project. Sorry. Screw you, embodiment.
William writes
Do you date older men?
PS. you are very beautiful
Our protagonist and dear friend writes:
Thank you. Define older?
William writes (timestamp: 4:35)
44
Twice My Age William writes (timestamp: 4:37)
And you are very beautiful
William, it really was nothing writes: (timestamp: 5:07)
Still there?
I was tempted to reply. No William. I am not here. No William, I had to go to the hospital and have my heart restarted because, y'know, your reply was just so stunning that I died a million deaths.
I also recieved this delight this morning:
Nigerian Dude writes:
DEAR MADAME
I AM NIGERIAN BUSINESSMAN NAME EKO MBUTO. I HAVE STORE IN OGBOMOSO NAME OGBOMOSO FOREIGN TRADING CO.
I AM VERY WISHING TO BUY YOUR "SCREENING THE MEN" FOR INTERNET SALE I CAN SELL IN MY STORE.
PLEASE TO TELL HOW MUCH I CAN BUY TO SHIP TO OGBOMOSO NIGERIA.
THANKING YOU DEAREST,
EKO MBUTO
My reply, after wiping coffee off my monitor:
I am not sure if this was your intention, but I have just sprayed coffee all over my keyboard from laughing so hard. Thanks.
And here comes the shocker!
mattlach writes:
A guy has to amuse him self during an unusually uneventful day at work
SOMEHOW! :p
Which led to a record-breaking exchange of e-mails. 66-- that's 33 each. I swear, I have a life away from this thing. For those of you wondering, the record was 32, and it wasn't an even split.
For those of you keeping track, I've slacked off long and hard on the paper journal project. Sorry. Screw you, embodiment.