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Bah. According to a post at westeros, TV Tropes's Memetic Badass page lists Randyll Tarly as the Chuck Norris of Westeros. I call shenanigans. I think he's more of an asshole than a badass.
Give me your best Chuck Norris Etta Candy Westeros Facts! I'm trying to think who should be the star. Maybe Jaqen H'ghar or Barristan Selmy or Arthur Dayne or someone. Hmm.... SETTLED!
ETA: Barristan Selmy cuts deeper than swords!
The realm only needs one one kingsguard--the other six are just Ser Barristan's back up dancers.
Ser Barristan is in ur Duskendale, rescuing ur crazy ruler!
Give me your best Chuck Norris Etta Candy Westeros Facts! I'm trying to think who should be the star. Maybe Jaqen H'ghar or Barristan Selmy or Arthur Dayne or someone. Hmm.... SETTLED!
ETA: Barristan Selmy cuts deeper than swords!
The realm only needs one one kingsguard--the other six are just Ser Barristan's back up dancers.
Ser Barristan is in ur Duskendale, rescuing ur crazy ruler!