Mine's Missing

[erzuli]

Does anyone still have their copy of that handbook they hand out, you know... the one called "How to Deal With Women"? I seemed to have been skipped over that. Perhaps because I don't look lesbian. I *did* get the "How to Deal With Men" manual, but all that consisted of the words "beer, food and sex" scrawled on a napkin from Denny's.

Well, regardless of the mix-up, I need a copy urgently. I am willing to pay for a recently updated, latest version possible of the booklet. If I'm not mistaken, it should contain the following sections:

• Adjusting With Hourly Mood Swings Casually
  
• Understanding Randomness and You
  
• Truth Be Told ... Which Version To Use
  
• Answers to "Does My Butt Look Fat?" & More
  
• Emotional Outbursts and It's Highlights
  
• Look On The Bright Side ... At Least She Cooks

Highlighting and dog-eared corners are find. If you still have the CD-rom that comes with the book, that would be great. I will pay for FexEx next day AM shipping. Cost is not an issue.

Thanks.