Mallow 4: BATHROOM CREEPING

[erytophiliac]

[So, you might be a girl. Or perhaps you're a boy. Either way though it probably doesn't really matter, because you can go into whichever bathroom you really prefer. (Byakuran, for instance, find a blue color scheme to be preferable to pink

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[sunnysis]

[ Lussuria uses the girl's bathroom.

This is out of a combination of personal preference and in the interest of the safety of the male students. Or something.

Plus:
pink. ]

Ohoho~ The boy's restroom is right next door, Bya-chan ♥

[erytophiliac]

[Oh man, fellow creeper!]

Ahh~?

Perhaps my eyes are going bad, Luss-chan.

[How do they even know eachother's name? IT'S CREEPY KINSHIP.]

[sunnysis]

[ Oh please, Lussuria has standards Just stay away from Ryohei unless you want to break the creeper code :|b ]

Such an easy mistake to make~ But it's enough to make a gal blush.

[ It's some kind of creeper psychic link, yo. Or maybe it's a nicknamer thing.

Lussuria is just going to check himself out in the mirror if you don't mind ]

Why are you hanging around in a place like this? It doesn't seem like your usual haunt at all~

[erytophiliac]

[ Yeah, the kind of standards that are listed on autopsy reports. And you stay away from Shou-chan, deal~?

Byakuran doesn't seem perturbed by the blatant display of narcissism, rather, he shifts his hands into his pockets and watches Lussuria through closed eyes, a saccharine smile.]

Oh? What is my usual haunt, pray tell~?

[sunnysis]

[ If it has no muscles then you can have it. Unless it = his darling children Mammon and Bel. ]

Hmm...for a guy like you?

[ He's just going to take his time answering you. There are more important things at hand, like preening.

Watch in amazement as Lussuria watches himself in amazement before making himself look even more gorgeous ]

The cafeteria. Or a nursery school~

[erytophiliac]

[ It's like watching some impossibly flamboyant bird ruffle his feathers painstakingly.

You're such a.....such a peacock, Lussuria.
Byakuran's actually half tempted to check his own hair in the mirror, but then-]

Eh???

Are you saying I'm some sort of child-predator, Luss-chan?

[sunnysis]

[ Lussuria would probably be surprised that you knew what mirrors were for~ ]

Ohohohoho, don't you have quite the guilty conscience ♥

I could have been calling you childish. You even have the trademark sweet-tooth.

[ Back to the mirror ]

...I mean that in the best way possible.

GUESS WHO JUST GOT A DATE WITH ENMA, VYCEY

[erytophiliac]

[What is that supposed to mean~? For a fellow creeper, you certainly are provocative.]

What's guilt~?

Aaaah, mou, no fair~! It's how I get my amiable personality~! You are what you eat, you know?

[He may be appearing behind you. Plucking at your hair. Just to screw with you.]

F-FUUJIN YOU BITCH D| /river of tears

[sunnysis]

[ It means you have purple jam under your left eye ♥ ]

...cute. Just don't take any pictures on your next visit.

Hmm? It's plenty fair, I'm only trying to help. You'll get fat if you only eat suga-

[ What the hell do you think you're doing you creepy albino!?

He's just going to squawk hiss and slap you away ]

Hands off the hair, mister!

I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM HOW TO BE A MAN /snort

[erytophiliac]

[It's called a tattoo, sweety pie.]

Mmm, fortunately, I get plenty of exercise. Plenty~♥

[He laughs, stepping back slightly to avoid any blows, but it is totally on.]

Touchy~♪

AS LONG AS THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU SHOW HIM!

[sunnysis]

[ You did not just do that ]

It takes enough time to look this gorgeous without letting some sticky fingers man-child in training play with my hair.

[ You are so lucky that he doesn't have his handbag with him :| ]

WELL I WAS PLANNING ON MY PENIS-abfajf I love that icon everytime I see it

[erytophiliac]

[Oh my god if you hit him with your handbag he'd die. Of laughter. The troll potential would overload.]

Oh dear, scusami~♥

Please, tell me the secret of how you are so blindingly beautiful, Luss-chan.

[.....he secretly just wants to paint eachother's nails and gossip, sob.]

I know right? It's awe- WHAT NO DON'T SHOW HIM THAT YOU'LL SCARE HIM AWAY

[sunnysis]

[ He could care less if you died. You're not his type, after all. ]

You're excused, honey. Just play with your big boy hair next time you feel the urge ♥

[ And now you're calling him beautiful. Oh you! ]

I wouldn't know where to begin fixing with you. You've got this whole...

[ Oh hey, is that a mirror? Just let him fix the damage you caused.

And when he's finally satisfied ]

'Sweet as Sugar' thing going on, Bya-chan~

WELL WHAT IF HE SHOWS ME HIS FIRST?

[erytophiliac]

[How sweet of you. Best friends forever. You're not his type either.]

Sweet as sugar? Please elaborate, Luss-chan~!

[He's trying hard not to laugh. Really, you're refreshing. People call him weird, but around you, it seems to even out.]

O-ONLY IF YOU DON'T MAKE HIM SHOW YOU IT!

[sunnysis]

Hmm~ How can I put this in a way that you'll understand?

...A-ha!

[ I-is he...is he making air quotes with his pinkies? ]

'You are what you eat, you know? ♥'

[ Lussuria wouldn't mind if you laughed in the slightest. And it must be that creepy kinship again ]

I secretly hope he'll hide from me with Tsuna. Then THREESOM-/shot

[erytophiliac]

[Oh man, he is making air-pinkie-quotes. That's...impressive.

His eyebrow raises at the turn around, but his smile only spreads like molasses.]

Luss-chan prefers the 'Okama' style, hmm~?