The Muerte Legacy 5.1
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Last time on The Muerte Legacy (which was nearly 2 months ago, sorry about that. Long story short; graphic card broke):
- Milo was picked as heir
- Rini & Jenny died
- Liz and Milo begin to create gen. 5
- Milo completes his LTW of best friending 20 sims, making him very popular
We shall start this update off with our lovely assistant, Bonehilda and her pet chinchilla. She didn't really spark a lot of drama in the last generation, so lets hope the trend continues.
Green vomit? Gen. 5 is confirmed!
Which means it's time to make sure these two get hitched, before their offspring have the Ng last name and I have to go on SimPE.
And though it was a tough decision, I decided it was time for Shelby to move out. She kinda was just taking up space and she's still really young (plus my graphic card at this point was frying and I needed all the extra space I could get). It was either that or death by cow plant.
Mamo totally is not saddened by the "loss" of Shelby one bit.
Vamp is still working hard on completing his LTW, maxing all his skills.
I've never had a sim primp so much. Milo is a total narcissist.
Oh, and his heir portrait is done! I'm pretty sure he's in love with it.
Pop!
Ahh, a good cook, I haven't seen a good chef since generation 1!
Neat freak Vamp is still not accustomed to Liz's interesting eating habits.
Liz: OMNNOMNOOMNOMNNOMMGOODFOODMNNOMNNNMOM
Vamp: (Wh... what is wrong with her...)
That guy is not Milo's long lost twin, but his best friend who happens to have a very uncanny resemblance to him (he's actually the spawn of a lazy version of a Queen Bee challenge I did). Coincidence or yet another example of Milo's narcissism? You decide.
Aw come on Bonehilda, stop breaking on us already.
Mamo's poor attempt at fixing her almost cost him his life -_-
Nice look.
Vamp however can fix her with no problem. What would I do without him?
Milo heading off to work as god knows what. Who smiles when going to work, anyway?
Ohhh hey Paris, haven't seen you in a while, whats up?
Paris: I HATE THE BEDS IN THIS HOUSE!!!
Well... uh... moving on...
POP! This is not the most flattering picture of Liz, I admit but whatevs.
Wedding time! As you can tell, Milo smoothed down his hair for this lovely day.
Everyone: What the hell is going on with his hair...
Liz's strange eating habits were also included in the wedding.
One last picture of Milo's hair, just for da lols.
The huge wedding party also got Liz a job! Yay for networking!
Woot! Any party hosted by Milo is a good party.
Mamo: Oh, my ice cold vampire heart feels so ~LOnelY~ after this loss of my beloved Shelby...
OK, OK, I get it.
Matchmaker time!
OH GOD KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE
Close enough.
Lady: I just got slain by a hot vampire... this is horrible :D
Liz's Three Lakes lineage has caused the Muerte's to go on a slap dancing spree all day. From this generation on, every Muerte spawn would learn the slap dance. *deep sigh*
In the midst of a rigorous slap dance, Liz popped out twin girls! The black hair blue eyed one Milo is holding is Cherry, and the freckly one is Lily.
And what's a father to do to celebrate the birth of his new daughters? Make a snow angel;
make a snow man with your dad;
check yourself out some more;
beat your dad in a video game yet again;
Wait, Milo, aren't you going to actually take care of your children?
Milo: Of course, I was just about to do that! *wink*
Aw, and then he tucked 'em in! He's not a bad dad, just a bit absent minded at times.
These two are a bit close, but if Bonehilda didn't try anything with Vamp, Mamo, Shelby, and their children, then I trust this will be a platonic friendship.
And here, have a random picture of Mushie 'cause I love that fat cat.
Yep, she's pregnant again.
Vamp still finds everything and everyone unattractive. Did you know he's nearly an elder and has never kissed or woohoo'd a sim, yet he's given birth to three kids? He's like the Virgin Mary of Cinnamon Valley.
Townie: UGH, I FUCKING HATE BABY BIRTHDAYS D:<
The adorable Lily, who's got her Mom's eyes.
And Cherry! They're both sooo cute ^__^
A depressing photo of Rini weeping because she'll never get to meet her adorable granddaughters.
Poor shy little Vamp, this is the first time he's ever made moves on a lady, and he has been rejected.
Milo, fresh out of work, posing with a stack of bills. I can't even with this guy anymore.
Yeah, yeah her bump's bigger, BUT HOLY SHIT HER NECK
The children are taking after Liz's barbaric tendencies.
Really, Milo? A toilet story? Really???
Milo: OH MY GOSH PARENTING IS SOOOO BORING, I'D RATHER BE PARTYING
Mamo seems to have hit it off with some random lady.
... or not.
There's always been a lack of girls in this legacy, and Cherry and Lily are so cute they make my heart burn.
Birthday time! And holy shit at the amount of candles on that cake.
Congratulations Vamp, you are a 60 year old kissless virgin.
Since today would also technically be Mamo's birthday, he celebrates by woohooing a random townie. Her name is Evelyn.
Stray cat: Have I walked by at a bad time?
Yes. Yes you have.
Rini: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Townie: Pffft, bitch puhlease, you're not scary in the slightest.
Townie: I'm not peeing because I'm scared... I have... bladder... issues?
Paris: BOOOOOOOOO
Vamp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Rini: Hello my wittle Vampy-poo!
Vamp: Hi mommy! +5000
Shelby has popped again, but this time her neck looks normal, I guess.
Poor Bonehilda, she just wanted to give the skunk a hug.
Party time!
Everyone seems to be having a jolly good time!
Uh... you guys... okay?
NO FUCK NO FUCK NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO NO NO FUCK
Great, just great. This is generation 2 allllllllllll over again.
Well uh... that's strange. Sims usually "relax" when they're about to woohoo someone.
Et tu, Vamp?
Gosh. This is still wrong, but yet not that bad since, y'know, he's a kissless virgin and has no wife to be mad at him, but still... she helped raising him... Eugh.
Yep, our little Vamp is no longer a 60 year old virgin. Sad.
And then the children randomly exploded!
Until next time!~
Also, I updated the downloaded page with requested spares so check it out.