The Muerte Legacy 3.2
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Last time on the Muerte legacy:
- Oliver and Rini graduated while Nash dropped out
- Bonehilda and Rini have a very gross affair
- Rini, our heir, moved back to the legacy house
- Paris and Cris aged up
- A dog named Bean was adopted and she gave birth to Scrappy Doo
- Rini and Jenny got married
- We left off with their child, Lilac, who was aging up to a child
This is Lilac, running away before I got to make her over because Bonehilda and Rini were fighting. She's too nice.
Lilac: WHY DO THEY HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH?? WHY?!?!
Uh... I think it's better if you don't know...
Lilac, after her make over. She's really pretty.
I made Bonehilda apologize, for Lilac's sake, but it's not like it helped anyway.
Paris and Cris joined the culinary career at the same time. Paris sucks, and Cris owns.
Rini's heir portrait is done! It's going to be fun to watch the generations once the Muerte legacy gets... bigger(?) :3
This is Korey. He's BFFs with Jenny and works at her job. He comes over every fucking day and sits naked in the family hot tub. Also, in his free time, he likes to streak at Sim State University.
This was back in 2.2. Guy has a serious problem against clothing.
Random picture I took of the cuteness that is Lilac & Bean :3
... Jen, I'm pretty sure that's not a suitable conversation to have with your young daughter...
Lilac: Pffft, I've already made out with like, 5 boys!
YOU JUST TRANSITIONED INTO A CHILD??
Take a good look at this happy marriage kids, because it's not going to last for much longer...
omfG NO ONE except Jenny likes you.
Rini: MAGABOOO
She gave birth to a girl named Kennedy! She has her gramma's blonde hair, grey eyes, and tanned skin :D You have a lot of potential, little one.
Tucker's old D:
Lilac figured her Grandpa was too slow and just went right through him. Literally.
He's back. He never leaves.
Cris isn't totally useless.
It's Kennedy's birthday!
Cris: Dear, aren't you going to cheer?
Paris: Oh... yeah... woopy dee doo...
And here's an extra picture I took for no reason except for the fact it looks like Kennedy is feeding on Cris's nipple.
She's a Jenny clone D: She had so much potential.
Time for an extra try!
Yep, super fertile.
Rini loves flowers, I think she had a gold badge by this point.
BEST. DOG. EVER. This is the second time he's done this.
She got demoted. AND THAT GUY IS STILL COMING OVER AJNMKSFSFSK;S
Bonehilda: So tell me; how did it feel when you cheated on me? Hmm?
Korey is very attracted to Paris... a grandma... who's married...
Korey: C'mon bro, can't I just give her a pat on the...
Cris: BLAHBLAHLBAHLBHALBHALBHALAHBLAH
So he returns to the hot tub, naked.
Anyway...
POP!
Lilac still forces her love onto the puppy.
Lilac: LOVE. ME.
And these two fight all the time.
Scrappy Doo grew up! She's not so bad.
Which means it's time to adopt a new puppy! I think this one was Puddin. Idk.
Oh for the love of god.
Yep, now these two are having an affair. /headdesk
Lilac always looks like O_______O
This is how she shoos because she's too nice. So yeah, the dogs pretty much run this house.
Aww cute :3 Meanwhile, downstairs...
Well, that was fast.
Now Cris hates Paris. They were doing so well ;_;
Time for a birthday.
Kennedy or Jenny with blonde hair and grey eyes.
She and Lilac get along great :D And yes, as you can tell, Lilac never wears clothes.
Kennedy also is extremely nice and hates seeing Bonehilda and Jen fight. And it's kinda annoying.
Rini's bump gets bigger.
Cue the cute smustle spam!
Lilac is a sucky smustler.
Cris hates Paris so much he'd rather sleep on the couch.
WHY CAN YOU NOT COOK AT ALL
YOU'RE IN THE CULINARY CAREER OMFG SO MUCH RAGE
So the family ate cereal instead. Lilac clearly doesn't know how to eat...
Puddin grew up and is standing in his own piss. Lovely.
You've got to be kidding me.
Yep, Bonehilda's in love, but it's pretty clear she's just Cris's rebound.
Not sure why I took this picture. Just enjoy it.
Lilac brags about graduating college or something. Her poor ginger friend doesn't even care.
Birthday!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP CRYING AND LET ME FIX YOU
Lilac Muerte
Family Cancer sim
LTW: Become Education Minister
Turn ons & off: +Stench, +fitness, -Mechanical
Sloppy/Neat: 6
Shy/Outgoing: 3
Lazy/Active: 6
Serious/Playful: 4
Grouchy/Nice: 6
She still sucks at smustling.
Paris and Jenny gossiping about Bonehilda while she cries. God, this is like some high school movie about bullying.
Since she's a family sim, all Lilac cares about is finding ~true love~ so we paid the Matchmaker a good dime.
please be cute please please please be cute
EUGHHGHSJISS
Oh well, he thought she was hot, so at least they like each other.
lol sorry but their is no way I'm letting you have babies with that guy. And aren't you a teenager?
/headdesk
Kennedy trying to get my attention since she's clearly neglected.
In this puff of cloud is Rini and Cris (I think). Yeah, they hate each other now. So much for that anger management book...
Looks like he beat the baby out of her womb!
Oh boy.
A boy! I think this one is Drac.
Our heir Another boy named Mamo.
And another boy! That's right, she had trips. His name is Vamp.
That's it, I've had enough.
I made Bonehilda drink that thing that changes your turn ons and off. Her turn ons are now stupid things like zombies and plant sims.
Uh... you okay, Rini?
Her face got stuck like this xD
This doesn't need a caption.
Time for Bonehilda to get to work and take care of those 3 smelly hungry boys.
Looks like Cris and Paris are back together :D
Woop. My mistake.
Yeah, this is just, too weird.
So I turned Bonehilda off until generations 1 and 2 die off. She's causing way too much chaos.
Lilac and her ginger friend really like each other.
Now that Paris had a taste of her old life, she's going to continue cheating on Cris.
And we end this update with birthdays!
Sorry this update sucked, I think next update will be much better :3 Until next time!