Apologies if it seems I update too fast. I just really like playing this family :3
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Last time on the Muerte Legacy:
- We met our founder, Paris Muerte
- She dated a few guys
- She got engaged to Cristopher McAuley
- She was in labor
Don't you just love their loading screen? Paris expression looks so dull and annoyed because she has two kids. But um... I should introduce gen. 2....
She had a baby girl named Rini.
And a boy named Nash. Yes, I was disappointed not one of them inherited blonde hair or purple eyes, but what can you do :/
I moved the Muerte's into a new house, and what does Tucker do? Eat the furniture, of course. He's sooo annoying.
Paris seems a bit more subdued since having twins, she no longer wants to meet a new person and woohoo. Most of her wants are involve skill building.
And I made these two try for baby again, just in case Rini and Nash were totally boring.
Paris: Was it as good for me as it was for you?
Cris: *already asleep*
Erm Paris... I'm not sure that's how you make pancakes.....
Yep, she's pregnant! Btw, like my green vomit mod? :D I just can't stand water vomit.
- Why are you such a diva?
- Why are you on the couch?
- HOLY CRAP YOU CAN TALK?!??!?!?!?!?!
Well, Cris and Paris went to their new job in the culinary career. I made them quit their old high paying job because most of their wants involve him learning how to cook, sooo it only made sense.
Which means I had to buy a nanny :l I hate TS2 nannies.
Nanny logic: Dirty diaper? Here, have some milk!!
And after being promoted, Paris gets a pop!
Birfday time!
Rini. She really likes Tucker. She looks a lot like her mom.
And Nash, who pretty much is a clone of his mother.
Paris and Cris are very enthusiastic parents.
Note to self: remove that toddlers can walk up stairs mod... immediately.
Shit is too creepy.
Nash: Huggles? :D
Rini: Talk to the paw.
Poor Nash was heartbroken ;___;
Things just got worse for the little guy, he drank a dirty bottle left on the floor and vomited it up.
Nash: No huggles for me? No milk for you!
Nash seemed to enjoy his revenge.
Rini: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!
Paris's tummy gets bigger. She looks happy in this photo, but having a baby was actually one of her fears :|
So she tries to poison her fetus by eating rotten salad. Horrible mother.
I added a new member to the legacy, a servo named Bonehilda by
sentate. I love skeletons so I had to have her :D Plus, the Muerte's need all the help they can get. She's a family sim and has max nice and neat points. Oh, and this picture might be cute... but trust me... it'll be creepy in 2 more updates.
We now interrupt Bonehilda's welcome with a picture of Cris in his hot dog uniform. Anyway...
Poor Bonehilda, she cleans, cleans, cleans all and the kids do is make a bigger mess.
Bonehilda: I will eat your soul.
Am I the only who doesn't mind it when kids sleep in pet beds? I find it to be convenient :D
Paris: OOGA OGGA
Nice athletic wear...
A boy named Oliver. No purple eyes, but blonde hair!
Bonehilda is way better than any stupid nanny. Which I fired.
Except the kids are kind of creeped out by her but I have no idea why. Skeletons are adorable.
Founder portrait done!
Paris: There used to be a time where I was free and could date anyone, but now I'm trapped with 3 kids!
Well, this is a legacy, you know.
Aww, why gossip about poor Cris? He's such a nice quiet guy :{
So at this point, I was like wtf? I fired her but she still came. So she was fired again.
More birthdays!
Rini: YOU TOOK MY BOTTLE? I TAKE YOUR LIFE!
Well that was fast. They already hate each other and they just transitioned into kids!
Rini always wins.
I grew up Oliver the cheaty way, because I don't want him to be left behind and then really not be considered for heir. So at least he has a chance. He looks like an awkward toddler version of his dad, but he does have some of Paris's features (the lips and chin).
O__O Too bad he doesn't know sim kids can never die.
Rini's only friend is Tucker.
DIDN'T I FIRE YOU ALREADY??? So I fired her AGAIN, for the 4th time. If she comes back, it's not going to be pretty.
Yep, these two are definitely enemies.
Oliver is a little bit of an attention whore.
Rini is so cute :D
She's always working hard on her body skill to ensure she will never lose to Nash.
Paris: MmMMM eggs
Bonehilda: MmMMM Paris
Uhoh, Bonehilda, erm.... no, you just can't do anything with Paris.
This bitch broke the fracking elevator D:
Bonehilda to the rescue!
Nash, why are you so happy?
Oh... that's why.
Nash really likes his baby brother :3 They're so cute.
Nash: OMNOMNOM HAND
And since Rini is also a neat freak like her Mom, she can't stand to look at him. Also, she's always in her pajamas for some reason.
YOU AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!
Nanny: uM ExCuSE mE bUT I caN't LEav?!?!
Yep, and you wan't be leaving for a very, long time. See you in hell, Nanny!
More birthday! Yes, gen. 2 is going by pretty fast. I download a hack which makes a sims life shorter because I'm impatient.
Here he is, all grown up! He has big eyes but he's still a cutie c:
Nash seems to have Oliver on his side of the Nash vs Rini feud.
Bonehilda tries to befriend the kiddies and has no problem befriending Nash.
Bonehilda: Dearie, would you like a milkshake? I'm very good at making--
Rini: WHY WOULD I WANT A MILKSHAKE YOU DUMB ROBOT?!?!
Well... anyway...
Sorry I've neglected these two in this update, but they're pretty chill. They mostly just eat, sleep, and study. Speaking of neglected...
Your tears do not satisfy me Nanny.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So at this point I guess she went a little coco for coconuts and started playing jump rope.
Rini: Um Mom, yesterday at school, so weird guy came up to me and said "You look a lot like a woman I had a dream date with." I think his name was Nery... ?
Paris: *awkward laugh* Hehe...... that's weird....
Obligatory picture of a creepy bus driver. And his feet don't touch the floor, wtf?
Founder portrait done by Cris! It looks a bit squished because I cropped it too wide. The next heir portraits will be better.
Despite being a talking diva dog, Tucker was promoted to the highest level of showbiz, a star so I can't really complain about him anymore.
Paris needs a creativity point to be promoted at her job, but oh god my ears were bleeding.
My game decides to spawn a new hip nanny. WHHYYYY
You made Bonehilda cry?? That's it bitch, you broke the last straw.
Nanny #1, you have a new friend.
Nanny #1: I want to fly away... spread my wings... just like a majestic bird...
Nanny #2: DO NOT WANT
Nanny #1 kept sniffing herself and Nanny #2 was in some sort of weird loop where kept fist pumping or something. They freak me out.
Just a random picture of these two gossiping. Not sure why I took it.
Cris comes back from work and is fit. I guess cooking is a good work out?
I left the lot, came back, and the Nannies were gone. Funny thing is, they never came back, so I guess they got the hint.
Rini is still an aggressive, mean little child.
After school yesterday, she passed out :x Look at the expression on her face, she looks PISSED.
Bonehilda and Paris have a good FRIENDship.
And here, have a random picture of Tucker, because he can be really cute sometimes.
Yes, another lame cliffhanger! Until next time :) Thanks for reading!