things that i find hilarious in life.
i think this is going to be a progressive list. every once in a while, i notice something that makes me question humanity. i have to laugh at such things. i recently thought of a few, but i'm going to begin noting them more often and keeping a list. for now...
-when you walk into a store, did you ever turn around and notice that on the back of the door you walked in, it says "do not enter"? well jesus christ. if i went through that way, i'd be exiting, wouldn't i? shouldn't it say "do not exit.. at least this way!"
-prison sentences that last longer than the average lifetime. for example, the sick fucking btk killer has a 175 year prison sentence. as fucked up as he is, i almost root for him to live out those 175 years just so he could say to the judge "maybe you should have made it 177, asshole."
-when you lose something- "it's always in the last place you look!" no shit. no further commentary is neccessary.
-when you walk into a store, did you ever turn around and notice that on the back of the door you walked in, it says "do not enter"? well jesus christ. if i went through that way, i'd be exiting, wouldn't i? shouldn't it say "do not exit.. at least this way!"
-prison sentences that last longer than the average lifetime. for example, the sick fucking btk killer has a 175 year prison sentence. as fucked up as he is, i almost root for him to live out those 175 years just so he could say to the judge "maybe you should have made it 177, asshole."
-when you lose something- "it's always in the last place you look!" no shit. no further commentary is neccessary.