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Jul 23, 2006 23:48

one day mr toad and mr butterfly went to the meddow to fetch themselves some elderberry peas from the market. the market was called walmartzo, where they had everyday low prices. when they got to the store they noticed that something had changed. they didnt sell anymore cigarettes, and mr butterfly was upset. mr butterfly started flying all around the store and kicked everyone in the eye. but then mr toad came up with a magical sollution. that they buy cigarettes at another store. mr butterfly agreed, so they all drove to another store called walgreenstoreman. mr butterfly ran out of the car and into the store and yelled "i need cigarettes now!!!" the clerk said, "shit motherfucker, we dont sell cigarettes anymore shit motherfucker." mr butterfly then said, "fuck." and then he rampaged the store and killed the stupid clerk who had a speech impediment. so they all went home and slept it off.
the next day mr butterfly woke up and found out that mr toad was dead. he had a knife struck through his heart! "holy shit" said mr butterfly. and mr butterfly found all the blood from mr toad all over himself (note: mr butterfly and mr toad are not homosexuals, just really poor animals). mr butterfly ran into the shower got changed and then after that, he burned mr toad's body. since there was so much stress, he drove 50 miles to a 71190210 store and yelled at the clerk, "I NEED CIGARETTES!!!!!!!!" the clerk said, "watch it man, here are your cigarettes. you are lucky, thats the last pack of the season." filled with joy, mr butterfly ran outside and lit the cigarette. but he had a disappointing look on his face, then he said, "wait, i dont smoke"

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