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I was organizing my computer folders...it's like a thing I have to do like once a year...and I found the following:
This was written to go in the LOTR fanfic of ours, but based almost 99% faithfully on an actual conversation we had once at lunch, I'm fuzzy on the date. It'll probably be funnier if you were there and remember...or if you're Charlotte.
Scila: Riga, you are such an atheist!
Riga: I am not!
Stickman: Yeah, don’t label, Priscila!
Scila: But you have to have a religion!
Ellie: No, you don’t!
Stickman: That’s right! Riga and Elanor… are nothing.
Scila: I already know they don’t have a religion. They’re going to hell.
Riga: Ooooh… pretty!
Stickman: No, Scila! They are nothing!
Scila: Shut up, evil kid! You’re going to hell, too!
Riga: … There’s balloons and fire and flowers in hell! And nice, drunk people!
Ellie: But he can’t go to hell in his little world because he thinks Jesus wasn’t the messiah… but he can in your world, Scila! *looks confused* That’s the problem with religions! So complicated!
Riga: How do we even know religion exists??
Stickman: Ah ha, good point!
Ellie: Philosophy is confusing!
Stickman: You should try theology!
Stephie: (to Scila) … wouldn’t let my mother in the church because the Pope would get turned on!
Ellie: Huh?! I always listen in at the wrong time!!
Scila: Have you guys even been to church?
Riga and Ellie: Yeah! Long time ago…
Stephie: Alex has probably been to church more than you guys have.
Ellie: Probably… I used to go.
Riga: Me too. I was forced to go with my nanny on Sundays.
Scila: That’s horrible! You don’t go to someone’s house if you don’t have a religion!
Stickman: That doesn’t make any sense!
Scila: God’s house!
Riga: I like churches because they’re pretty!
Stephie: Roman Catholic churches are pretty… lots of stained glass… but Protestant churches are ugly!
Scila: Protestants are evil!
Stephie: What?!
Scila: Catholics and Protestants don’t like each other! Mr. Webb told me so!
Stickman: That was, like, in the 16th century!
Scila: SO?
Stickman: If we were in medieval times, we wouldn’t be having this conversation and you’d be hanging me up on a cross!
Riga: Ooh! I want to see that!
Stephie: That’s disgusting!
Ellie: *rolls on the ground, laughing*
Comic Book Guy: Worst religious conversation EVER!
Oh man...good times.
I also found this:
