Here:
Lady Gaga’s stealth power puts the F-35 to shame.
The rest of the comment is pretty good too:
There’s nothing quiet or discreet about her act but no matter how many alarms they sound and no matter their level of vigilance, totalitarian states are always stunned when they turn around and their children are being led astray by infiltrators from Elvis to the Stones to Madonna to 2Pac/Tupac to Lady Gaga.
What annoys western parents destroys state controllers.
But the first line is gold.
Some appropriate imagery: Johnny Weir skating to
Poker Face and
Bad Romance and, of course,
Born This Way.