This made me laugh
From here:
From a NY Times piece about 2000 years ago:
“A Nazareth carpenter violated a number of health and environmental safety codes in Cana yesterday by altering water without a permit. Local officials, fearful of reprisal from the Jews, decided not to prosecute the man and simply issued a stern warning. Further complicating the picture was that the water was alteres into what some are saying was an excellent wine. The Canan Brotherhood of Wine Makers, Local 388 spokesman Aratha said the following: ‘We will not only picket any future weddings who invite this non-union Jesus character, but also any business that uses his woodworks’.
Jesus was said to be too busy healing without a medical license to comment.
From a NY Times piece about 2000 years ago:
“A Nazareth carpenter violated a number of health and environmental safety codes in Cana yesterday by altering water without a permit. Local officials, fearful of reprisal from the Jews, decided not to prosecute the man and simply issued a stern warning. Further complicating the picture was that the water was alteres into what some are saying was an excellent wine. The Canan Brotherhood of Wine Makers, Local 388 spokesman Aratha said the following: ‘We will not only picket any future weddings who invite this non-union Jesus character, but also any business that uses his woodworks’.
Jesus was said to be too busy healing without a medical license to comment.