Have you ever felt the need to have a bed that's a bullet-proof womb? One that will protect you from bio-chemical terrorist attack, natural disasters, kidnappers or stalkers: provide "saferoom" protection from such expected hazards of our fearful modern lives.
And comes with options for CD player, DVD screen with PC hookup, microwave AND refrigerator, a bed that you never need to leave, and no one can make you?
But you won't be lonely or out of touch, it also comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios.
Safe, entertained, fed and communicating: a bed that does everything!
Look no further, the
quantum sleeper can be yours!
It even comes with a toiletry system, so you really never need leave!
You too can pony-up thousands of dollars to somebody who is either milking fear for profit or a paranoid whacko that you really don't want to be on the mailing list of.
Enjoy paranoid niche marketing at its finest.