Massive Meme
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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Felicia.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (We don't have cable television and I'm rather happy about that.)
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Since the 4th grade.)
✓ I love to play video games. (RPG, Strategy, Puzzle, and Action mostly, but not first person shooters.)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (They're really bad, and I don't really like them unless they are obscenely funny parodies.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Sadly not anymore. Used to when I was in college, the zoo, working for NOAA, or as a Stocker.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (I have been accused of this, but I don't think I actually have.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Oh like I'm going to tell you.)
× I hate the rain. (I rather like it, provided it comes in without a massive pressure shift and right now I'd like a month of it, non-stop, for about ~12 to 15 inches of cumulative rainfall.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi. (No, and definately not Sashimi!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I do and I don't. Depends a lot on what I'm trying to convay.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (Not anymore.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two, one brother (younger), one sister (older))
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Does dressing up as a vampire in 7th grade count for the fingernails? They were plastic.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I loathe call-ID.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Most moments.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Nothing springs to mind.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I prefer realist.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Not so many as one might think, but more than one would expect of a "normal person". I'm just OCD & Depression, not Bi-polar like much of the rest of the family.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Several actually. Besides being able to write with both hands (sloppy due to lack of practice with my left hand), I can also write with both my feet, in cursive without lifting my heel. I can also do frog calls and other random quirky things.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I don't count less than a dozen real friends as a lot. I've got a lot of people who wouldn't mind an afternoon lunch date with me, but wouldn't be keen on me staying 3 days.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (But none of you ever call me.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Jeans or nuthin')
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I'm OCD, I'm obsessed with everything. But not in a way I can't let go of it for periods of time.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I'm never drunk. Being allergic to grain alcohols does that to a person.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Yes, and at least once was inadvertantly done.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Anna!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Being happy is a perfectly good goal in life.)
× I want to have children in the future. (Hell no! No procreation for the benefit of the nation! Vasectomies and Tubal Ligations for EVERYONE!)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Not yet...called them on the neighbors though. If you're doing something that stupid or illigel, you should know I've no qualms about preventing it.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (HA! The list is too long to fit in the space...medications, insects, foods, chemicals, etc.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (There is always more to learn.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not anymore.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (On Yahoo at least.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol yes. I'll even drink a little bit of wine now and again. Never touched the drugs.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Technically yes, at least four times. But part of that is being part of a tight knit social circle where there are only four eligable females for a group of about 10 guys though college. Lots of "former lovers".)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Anything to avoid a term paper.)
× I enjoy some country music. (I don't think 3 songs counts as "some".)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Say it together kids... O. C. D.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Did I date Laurel before or after you and Randy, Sam?)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Maturity is very important, but I'm getting to the point where I can look either direction and get that.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Nope. I'm the king of the test, I almost never studied and still carried a 3.0 or better in college.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (Limited sense only.)
× I love my job(s). (I detest being unemployed.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Mostly. My back hurts though.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Not in the south though, unless indoors.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Technically yes. Short little bridges mostly.)
× I love sea turtles. (I don't "love" them. I do like looking at them and did marine work.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Like Anna, not since 10th grade, but I played proficently the steel drums (triples and bases), baritone, coronet, et. al. over the years.)
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (One of the three colleges was out-of-state for me.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (Oddly only when it comes to camp fires and candles. I love the smell of woodsmoke.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Oh yeah, twist that knife.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (In the past I have fallen for some really bad choices for me. I do not consider three of the people I fell/would have fallen for in that list. Two turned me down, the other married me.)
× I adore bright colours. (I'm into sombre colors mostly. I like dark blues, dark greens, and earthy browns and greys.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I detest MOST restaurants.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (See my hidden talents for how messed up my monkey toes really are.)
× I can't whistle. (Took me ages to learn when I was a kid...Can whistle now in multiple octives, and continously by swtiching from blowing out to sucking in air. Very good for mimicing birds and frogs.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden many times. Used to be fairly decent.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (Not often enough to make this valid. Unlike the rest of the family, if I'm talking to you I'm likely awake rather than 'semi-conscious'.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (My mind is a steel trap, I can't do this.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (No, and I never plan to.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie. (I used to be, then gave it up for my 21st birthday. I've had very little since then. 2 actual drinks (both in the first six months), and if you count an occasional hot chocolate or dark chocolate candy.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (If it were LEGAL Otherwise my ehtics wouldn't allow it. Even if it were I'd have to be convinced that the person is a complete detriment to the soceity.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Not anything. I'm very specific. Odd, but specific. Cats, Swords, Books.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (About twice a year. No more.)
✓ I'm an artist. (Oddly enough I can be considered one at times. Poet too.)
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Tig sleeps on the floor with Alces. Otherwise I'd have to check this.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I don't mind seeing other people naked. I like naked people...preferably attractive women.)
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (I think the whole family hates their toes.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (It's entirely possible, but many people on the net have met me in real life.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Michigan (79-94), Alabama (95-98, 00-03, 04-06), Florida (98-00), Hawaii (03), California (96 & 04))
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I like back scratches even better than either.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Oddly enough yes.)
× I smoke. (NEVER!)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Way, way too much time.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Every once in a while I get called normal..then they get to know me.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (It's not games or movies, it's MUSIC.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I'm a very good shot with a pellet or bb gun. Never much for other fire arms, but the family has a history of being quite good. Used to be very good with throwing knives and am definately dangerous with a sword, spear, or staff. They are combat weapons if not firearms specifically.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I dislike feeling like a failure, this applies mostly to when I'm attempting to complete a specific task for an employer.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Women don't like playing stip poker with me. I'd rather play strip stratego...I never lose at that game.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (One more chorus: OCD! OCD! OCD! and depression of course.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (*sigh* Do I have to say it again...?)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Proud of it.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (It's happened.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (This is a familial trait.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Depends entirely on my mood and what prompted me to want to read.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (So many times, so many papers....never failed either.)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Hmm, LAX international airport is public right? Played cards with some bloke from the UK all night.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Mostly when I was a child, none recently.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Except when Kiki and Lucky are being pests.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (NES, SNES, PS1)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Acutally yes.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (To a fault.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Doing that now.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (I LOVE MILK!)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (If they smell funny at all. Any smell other than soap or my natural scent will trigger a hand washing spree. I think I wash them an average of about 12 to 15 times in a given day...maybe more.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Wallet and Keys.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Not that I can't, I just didn't.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Hey, nothing like D&D in the 80's and 90's. And many other things.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (This is mood dependant. Supposedly I'm pretty empathic with people I care about, and can appear so with the general public.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I don't find most of them very funny. Most, in fact, are pretty damned lame.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Except I'd merely observe, not actually involve myself in the events.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (My memory is seldom a problem.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I think mine was more "teen rage" rather than angst.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Honest is all I want really.)
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Not currently, but I work on it almost weekly or play a video game with it. When campaigns are running we do it more than once a week, and I think given my average over my 22 years of playing now I can legitimately check this box still.)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (And modified and tinkered with repeatedly.)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I hate kids. There are only a handfull of people I'd ever consider climbing into bed with who aren't currently married to me. But even were that to happen, I seriously doubt given my personality and my ethics that I'd actually do anything of the sort.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (No. Kiki annoys me, she's too whiny, and Lucky is sorta male.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Two in 4th grade, One in 7th grade, was the props manager in 8th grade.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (I don't eat them very often though I do like them if they are beef and been or beef and cheese.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (I prefer brunettes, though redheads arn't a turn-off like blondes.)
× I am a twin! (Only accourding to the greek zodiac. (Gemini))
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Absolutely!)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Hardly a quick and fast absolute...look at the laundry if you don't believe that I'd leave a project for something else.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Oh how I wish this were true.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Not anymore.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet. (Two songs total...both are free ware from their respective owners.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. (My comments despite appearances are almost never random.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long. (Not compared to some others I've taken.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Mostly these are the same people.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I don't drink caffine...I loathe Starbucks.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Felicia.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (We don't have cable television and I'm rather happy about that.)
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Since the 4th grade.)
✓ I love to play video games. (RPG, Strategy, Puzzle, and Action mostly, but not first person shooters.)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (They're really bad, and I don't really like them unless they are obscenely funny parodies.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Sadly not anymore. Used to when I was in college, the zoo, working for NOAA, or as a Stocker.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (I have been accused of this, but I don't think I actually have.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Oh like I'm going to tell you.)
× I hate the rain. (I rather like it, provided it comes in without a massive pressure shift and right now I'd like a month of it, non-stop, for about ~12 to 15 inches of cumulative rainfall.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi. (No, and definately not Sashimi!)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I do and I don't. Depends a lot on what I'm trying to convay.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (Not anymore.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two, one brother (younger), one sister (older))
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Does dressing up as a vampire in 7th grade count for the fingernails? They were plastic.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I loathe call-ID.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Most moments.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Nothing springs to mind.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I prefer realist.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (Not so many as one might think, but more than one would expect of a "normal person". I'm just OCD & Depression, not Bi-polar like much of the rest of the family.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (Several actually. Besides being able to write with both hands (sloppy due to lack of practice with my left hand), I can also write with both my feet, in cursive without lifting my heel. I can also do frog calls and other random quirky things.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I don't count less than a dozen real friends as a lot. I've got a lot of people who wouldn't mind an afternoon lunch date with me, but wouldn't be keen on me staying 3 days.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (But none of you ever call me.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Jeans or nuthin')
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I'm OCD, I'm obsessed with everything. But not in a way I can't let go of it for periods of time.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I'm never drunk. Being allergic to grain alcohols does that to a person.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Yes, and at least once was inadvertantly done.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (Anna!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Being happy is a perfectly good goal in life.)
× I want to have children in the future. (Hell no! No procreation for the benefit of the nation! Vasectomies and Tubal Ligations for EVERYONE!)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Not yet...called them on the neighbors though. If you're doing something that stupid or illigel, you should know I've no qualms about preventing it.)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (HA! The list is too long to fit in the space...medications, insects, foods, chemicals, etc.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (There is always more to learn.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not anymore.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (On Yahoo at least.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol yes. I'll even drink a little bit of wine now and again. Never touched the drugs.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Technically yes, at least four times. But part of that is being part of a tight knit social circle where there are only four eligable females for a group of about 10 guys though college. Lots of "former lovers".)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Anything to avoid a term paper.)
× I enjoy some country music. (I don't think 3 songs counts as "some".)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Say it together kids... O. C. D.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Did I date Laurel before or after you and Randy, Sam?)
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Maturity is very important, but I'm getting to the point where I can look either direction and get that.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Nope. I'm the king of the test, I almost never studied and still carried a 3.0 or better in college.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (Limited sense only.)
× I love my job(s). (I detest being unemployed.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Mostly. My back hurts though.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Not in the south though, unless indoors.)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Technically yes. Short little bridges mostly.)
× I love sea turtles. (I don't "love" them. I do like looking at them and did marine work.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Like Anna, not since 10th grade, but I played proficently the steel drums (triples and bases), baritone, coronet, et. al. over the years.)
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (One of the three colleges was out-of-state for me.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (Oddly only when it comes to camp fires and candles. I love the smell of woodsmoke.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Oh yeah, twist that knife.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (In the past I have fallen for some really bad choices for me. I do not consider three of the people I fell/would have fallen for in that list. Two turned me down, the other married me.)
× I adore bright colours. (I'm into sombre colors mostly. I like dark blues, dark greens, and earthy browns and greys.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I detest MOST restaurants.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (See my hidden talents for how messed up my monkey toes really are.)
× I can't whistle. (Took me ages to learn when I was a kid...Can whistle now in multiple octives, and continously by swtiching from blowing out to sucking in air. Very good for mimicing birds and frogs.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden many times. Used to be fairly decent.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (Not often enough to make this valid. Unlike the rest of the family, if I'm talking to you I'm likely awake rather than 'semi-conscious'.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (My mind is a steel trap, I can't do this.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (No, and I never plan to.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie. (I used to be, then gave it up for my 21st birthday. I've had very little since then. 2 actual drinks (both in the first six months), and if you count an occasional hot chocolate or dark chocolate candy.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (If it were LEGAL Otherwise my ehtics wouldn't allow it. Even if it were I'd have to be convinced that the person is a complete detriment to the soceity.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Not anything. I'm very specific. Odd, but specific. Cats, Swords, Books.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (About twice a year. No more.)
✓ I'm an artist. (Oddly enough I can be considered one at times. Poet too.)
✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Tig sleeps on the floor with Alces. Otherwise I'd have to check this.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I don't mind seeing other people naked. I like naked people...preferably attractive women.)
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes. (I think the whole family hates their toes.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (It's entirely possible, but many people on the net have met me in real life.)
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Michigan (79-94), Alabama (95-98, 00-03, 04-06), Florida (98-00), Hawaii (03), California (96 & 04))
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I like back scratches even better than either.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Oddly enough yes.)
× I smoke. (NEVER!)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Way, way too much time.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Every once in a while I get called normal..then they get to know me.)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (It's not games or movies, it's MUSIC.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I'm a very good shot with a pellet or bb gun. Never much for other fire arms, but the family has a history of being quite good. Used to be very good with throwing knives and am definately dangerous with a sword, spear, or staff. They are combat weapons if not firearms specifically.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I dislike feeling like a failure, this applies mostly to when I'm attempting to complete a specific task for an employer.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Women don't like playing stip poker with me. I'd rather play strip stratego...I never lose at that game.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (One more chorus: OCD! OCD! OCD! and depression of course.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (*sigh* Do I have to say it again...?)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Proud of it.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (It's happened.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (This is a familial trait.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Depends entirely on my mood and what prompted me to want to read.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (So many times, so many papers....never failed either.)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Hmm, LAX international airport is public right? Played cards with some bloke from the UK all night.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Mostly when I was a child, none recently.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Except when Kiki and Lucky are being pests.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (NES, SNES, PS1)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Acutally yes.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (To a fault.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Doing that now.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (I LOVE MILK!)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (If they smell funny at all. Any smell other than soap or my natural scent will trigger a hand washing spree. I think I wash them an average of about 12 to 15 times in a given day...maybe more.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Wallet and Keys.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Not that I can't, I just didn't.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Hey, nothing like D&D in the 80's and 90's. And many other things.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (This is mood dependant. Supposedly I'm pretty empathic with people I care about, and can appear so with the general public.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I don't find most of them very funny. Most, in fact, are pretty damned lame.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Except I'd merely observe, not actually involve myself in the events.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (My memory is seldom a problem.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I think mine was more "teen rage" rather than angst.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Honest is all I want really.)
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Not currently, but I work on it almost weekly or play a video game with it. When campaigns are running we do it more than once a week, and I think given my average over my 22 years of playing now I can legitimately check this box still.)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (And modified and tinkered with repeatedly.)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I hate kids. There are only a handfull of people I'd ever consider climbing into bed with who aren't currently married to me. But even were that to happen, I seriously doubt given my personality and my ethics that I'd actually do anything of the sort.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (No. Kiki annoys me, she's too whiny, and Lucky is sorta male.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Two in 4th grade, One in 7th grade, was the props manager in 8th grade.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (I don't eat them very often though I do like them if they are beef and been or beef and cheese.)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (I prefer brunettes, though redheads arn't a turn-off like blondes.)
× I am a twin! (Only accourding to the greek zodiac. (Gemini))
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Absolutely!)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Hardly a quick and fast absolute...look at the laundry if you don't believe that I'd leave a project for something else.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Oh how I wish this were true.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Not anymore.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet. (Two songs total...both are free ware from their respective owners.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. (My comments despite appearances are almost never random.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long. (Not compared to some others I've taken.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Mostly these are the same people.)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I don't drink caffine...I loathe Starbucks.)