Top Five Lovely Ladies!
a response to pastry_slutbag
5. Adele. She's a British singer, almost 20 years old, with a booming voice. Her songs are lovely, mean something, and are well written. Now, most of this list revolves around who I would want to have SEX with. Adele, however, makes the list because I want to be her. I would give anything to be a big beautiful woman like that, wear those close, and just have her presence. Look her up. I love Hometown Hero!
4. Kate Moenning. You'll know her as Shane from "The L Word". She's on my list because of the opposite reason as Adele. I want to fuck Shane. Shane carries herself like a 17 year old boy, fucks like a porn star, and is so androgynous that David Bowie is jealous. What's better? She plays an absolute sexual superstar on L Word. She's the reason why I know it's not possible I'm 100% straight.
3. Hayley Williams: I know I know. But I actually really like Paramore. I can't help myself. It's so high energy but has a good set of lyrics. Add to that the fact that she's tiny, has a great voice, a crazy fashion sense, and something else I can't quite place..and you've got a wonderful musical girl crush. Watch her jump around and dance, you'll get it.
2. Evanna Lynch: And it's NOT just because she's in Harry Potter. Trust me. There are plenty of lovely girls in those movies. It's more. She was a huge book fan before she was cast, and even made sure certain aspects of Luna were added to the scripts! But she's also got this lovely complexion that is almost white but so beautiful. She's tiny and delicate, with long hair that she wears as if she's always been windswept (even if they are extentions!). She has huge eyes that are like orbs. She has a soft, wind like voice. She's ethereal, good natured, and she seems like something from another world. Am I going to hell?
1. Natalie Portman: OF FREAKING COURSE! She is the most amazing actress on the planet. She can play a simple souther girl with a heart of gold to a refugee political terrorist in the span of a few years. She was the star of my favorite movie ever, Garden State...and I've never disliked a movie she's been in. As for my sexual appetite...just watch the scene in closer when she's in the strip club with Clive Owen to understand what I mean. She's elegant, beautiful, intelligent, and very talented. She has it all. I would be her girlfriend in a heartbeat.
...I'm such a lesbian.
5. Adele. She's a British singer, almost 20 years old, with a booming voice. Her songs are lovely, mean something, and are well written. Now, most of this list revolves around who I would want to have SEX with. Adele, however, makes the list because I want to be her. I would give anything to be a big beautiful woman like that, wear those close, and just have her presence. Look her up. I love Hometown Hero!
4. Kate Moenning. You'll know her as Shane from "The L Word". She's on my list because of the opposite reason as Adele. I want to fuck Shane. Shane carries herself like a 17 year old boy, fucks like a porn star, and is so androgynous that David Bowie is jealous. What's better? She plays an absolute sexual superstar on L Word. She's the reason why I know it's not possible I'm 100% straight.
3. Hayley Williams: I know I know. But I actually really like Paramore. I can't help myself. It's so high energy but has a good set of lyrics. Add to that the fact that she's tiny, has a great voice, a crazy fashion sense, and something else I can't quite place..and you've got a wonderful musical girl crush. Watch her jump around and dance, you'll get it.
2. Evanna Lynch: And it's NOT just because she's in Harry Potter. Trust me. There are plenty of lovely girls in those movies. It's more. She was a huge book fan before she was cast, and even made sure certain aspects of Luna were added to the scripts! But she's also got this lovely complexion that is almost white but so beautiful. She's tiny and delicate, with long hair that she wears as if she's always been windswept (even if they are extentions!). She has huge eyes that are like orbs. She has a soft, wind like voice. She's ethereal, good natured, and she seems like something from another world. Am I going to hell?
1. Natalie Portman: OF FREAKING COURSE! She is the most amazing actress on the planet. She can play a simple souther girl with a heart of gold to a refugee political terrorist in the span of a few years. She was the star of my favorite movie ever, Garden State...and I've never disliked a movie she's been in. As for my sexual appetite...just watch the scene in closer when she's in the strip club with Clive Owen to understand what I mean. She's elegant, beautiful, intelligent, and very talented. She has it all. I would be her girlfriend in a heartbeat.
...I'm such a lesbian.