SNTM Episode 4
Li has just left the Model House…and it’s time for a viewer quiz!
How did Tor’anda console herself? (it’s multiple choice, don’t worry)
a. starting a fire
b. jumping in the pool
c. playing the punching game
d. playing on the swings
Ding ding ding! The answer is of course, c. Fucking punching game. The producers should put some new stuff on this lot so the girls have something to do.
Yo mamma’s so full of herself, she can’t even wash dishes without lookin in the mirror!
No one really cares, Teadora.
Aww, sad face. I think she’s whining about being the worst fortune sim ever to have simmed, but I’m not sure. (I think it’s hilarious and adorable when sims whine.)
More quiz: How did Brandi console herself after this poutfest?
a. starting a fire
b. jumping in the pool
c. playing the punching game
d. playing on the swings
But *gasp* the answer is d. this time!
Why are you always taking pictures of me in my underwear?
Cuz you’re pretty, Brandi. And you were the one who signed on for this model thing.
And here we have a new entrant into the competition…nah. Just a gratuitous shot of the maid.
Tor’anda checking out Samantha’s ass. Subtlety was never her strong suit.
Well, here’s why she was staring. Judge for yourself.
And now: Most Attractive Model Moments Ever, starring Brandi and Samantha!
But enough of that foolishness. These girls are here to work-work their bodies. No, not prostitution…dancing! (But I’ll file that in the photo shoot ideas for later). The challenge was an exotic outdoor photoshoot, rocking it among oriental screens and foliage.
Brandi:
Teadora:
Cynthia (sucking it UP):
Tor’anda:
Samantha:
An inside shot from production: check out how ridiculous the “set” for this shoot is!
Also, girls, why was this so difficult? I see you in the background there dancing with each other with no problems, Cynthia.
Cynthia was eliminated from the challenge for copping an attitude, complaining about dancing, and walking out before the photographer could get three shots. Brandi was pronounced the winner. Her prize was an extra roll of film during the elimination photo shoot.
She’s a pinball wizard… (yes, production caved and bought New Fun Stuff.)
Ah, modesty. You know, Tea, we have perfectly good showers for that.
GOD DAMN IT I HATE SOCCER SO MUCH IT GIVES ME HEADACHES GRRR
Didn’t anyone teach you proper tasting technique? Dip a spoon into the dish, then pour it into a second spoon, then taste. Oh well, you have all of two cooking points, so I’ll excuse it for now.
I am NOT small! Ooookay, Cynthia.
Once again, Teadora demonstrates genius by attempting to prepare spoiled food. Hint: the green Cloud O’ Death and the buzzing flies should be a hint that this does not equal delicious.
This week’s photo shoot was an ad for Oasis Lingerie. First up: Brandi.
Brandi did a great job on this shoot, and the extra roll of film didn’t hurt. She was relaxed and easy to work with.
Next was Samantha:
The judges thought she seemed a bit uncomfortable and didn’t get a lot of great shots.
Teadora was up next:
She had many shots to choose from and her second shot was the judges’ favorite.
Tor’anda followed her:
She also had a very good shoot and was praised for her serene facial expressions.
Last was Cynthia:
Her shoot was difficult, and she often seemed bored or unhappy. She didn’t give much variety in her posing. The judges were not pleased.
It was getting more and more difficult for the judges to make their decisions. They called Teadora first, praising her continued hard work and improvement. Next called was Tor’anda, then Brandi, who seems to have regained a bit of confidence this week.
Samantha and Cynthia were the final two. Both began as strong contenders, but this week’s performance simply was not up to par. Samantha needs to show improvement, not just sit back and rely on her looks to do the job for her. Cynthia, usually so mild mannered, had quite an attitude this week-maybe she just can’t deal with pressure.
But Cynthia’s behavior this week was simply unacceptable, and so she will be sent home. Samantha has one more chance to wow the judges.
Bye, Cynthia!
“I don’t know what happened this week-I guess the stress just got to me. I’m sad I don’t get to travel with this great group of girls, and that I don’t have another chance. But this has been a wonderful transformation for me. I’m looking forward to having some time to read again, but I know now I’m more than just a bookworm.”
Next week: the top four travel to a locale rich in beauty and tradition. They’ll work with male models and put their best face forward, before the group is narrowed down to three.