Five Weird Things About Me
1. I am terrified that my keys will somehow leap out of my pocket and fall down the gap when I get on the elevator.
2. I once convinced myself that I was retarded and my parents had paid everyone I knew to pretend I wasn't.
3. I really wish elevators were glass-bottomed.
4. I want to live on a small cargo ship and cruise around the world with my crew. Wanna be in my crew?
5. I regularly have dreams of people I know, then get confused about those memories being real or imagined.
Hmmmm. I'm not sure that was all that entertaining. Well, if you feel inspired, try one of your own, but I will refrain from tagging anyone.
2. I once convinced myself that I was retarded and my parents had paid everyone I knew to pretend I wasn't.
3. I really wish elevators were glass-bottomed.
4. I want to live on a small cargo ship and cruise around the world with my crew. Wanna be in my crew?
5. I regularly have dreams of people I know, then get confused about those memories being real or imagined.
Hmmmm. I'm not sure that was all that entertaining. Well, if you feel inspired, try one of your own, but I will refrain from tagging anyone.