When no one was looking, Shauna stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

[ersatzheartbeat]

So today is my birthday. My sister got me an awesome necklace/earring set, a TABLET FOR MY COMPUTER, and a Star Trek birthday card. The front says "Analysis, Spock. If all the candles on that cake were to be lit simultaneously ..."

And then Spock's voice chimes in when you open the card, "Annihilation, Jim. Total, complete, absolute annihilation". Best. Card. Ever. Also, I feel old now. Boo.