Comments | ersatzhaderach: A fun diversion, since most of my flist is worried at the moment

ersatzhaderach

A fun diversion, since most of my flist is worried at the moment

May 20, 2008 12:34

Serious friendslist is serious.

Rather than, you know, help you address your problems, I'd rather you just tell me your weirdest ever crush and why you like them. This is apropos of dativesingular and me laughing online about middle aged television presenters and how they (fail to) measure up to Time Lords.

Mine would be....

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erorus May 20 2008, 16:54:05 UTC

A while ago, Lisa Loeb. It was the glasses.

ersatzhaderach May 20 2008, 17:03:27 UTC

Yeah, but she's hardly embarrassing, is she? She's cute and she can sing. Not like a middle aged fat man...

sakuroshi May 20 2008, 17:05:57 UTC

I don't see what's so wrong with Jeremy Clarkson. Saying James May might scare me though :) I really can't think of anyone, I will have to think about it and come back later. Though I am completely in love with Richard Hammond, but that still isn't weird enough, is it?

ersatzhaderach May 20 2008, 17:11:14 UTC

No, Hammond's not weird at all. He's just short.

Although, of all three of them, Hammond's the only one I don't think I'd go for. James May isn't bad, but I just don't think I could be attracted to someone called Hamster.

ersatzhaderach May 20 2008, 17:13:22 UTC

Also, I don't know how long I've seen you have that icon and only THIS SECOND realized it's Hammond. I feel dumb now. What's in his mouth??

sakuroshi May 21 2008, 00:39:19 UTC

It's either a top gear awards envelope or a cool wall car picture. I honestly can't remember now, it was just too funny not to make into an icon.

lacylu42 May 20 2008, 17:12:28 UTC

Well honestly, how can you not like Top Gear?

ersatzhaderach May 20 2008, 17:13:45 UTC

You can't, and I notice you're not answering, young lady...

lacylu42 May 20 2008, 17:21:56 UTC

I can't think of anybody terribly embarrassing... Hmm...

Bon Jovi? That's kind of embarrassing.

And I have an embarrassing crush on David Tennant, but really it's me that's embarrassing in that situation, rather than him.

ersatzhaderach May 20 2008, 17:28:03 UTC

Tennant is the new Depp.

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dativesingular May 20 2008, 19:49:57 UTC

Simon Cowell.

And I'm with you on the Clarkson thing, for many of the same reasons.

There, I've said it.

Getting yelled at by British men turns me on.

I've said too much already . . .

stumper! plasticity May 20 2008, 20:04:55 UTC

uh! I have had many embarrassing crushes, but they were embarrassing in the sense that I would stay up til the wee hours of the morning watching bad TV films just because they happened to star my celebrity crushes. see: Dominic Monaghan in the lousy British Murder-She-Wrote knockoff series. or, Jude Law in some awful early rom-com I watched on Lifetime. or, Ewan McGregor sporting the most appalling American accent as a morgue worker in some wanna-be "thriller" on the SciFi channel.

I'll think about the kind of crush I think you're talking about.

Re: stumper! ersatzhaderach May 20 2008, 20:43:56 UTC

I think I saw that Ewan MacGregor movie. Was Brad Dourif in it as well?

And I'm seriously thinking of making a new "No More Brits" rule. Seriously, we do just spread our legs and think of England, don't we.

Re: no more brits erorus May 20 2008, 20:53:23 UTC

And on the other hand, British chicks? No thank you. I mean, you have Keeley Hazell, and, uh.. not much else. Just weird, is all I'm sayin'.

Re: no more brits ersatzhaderach May 20 2008, 20:57:11 UTC

Chickipedia?! Why wasn't I informed???

And yeah. I think they transported all their good breeding stock, because Oz is where you go for Sapphic pleasures.

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