Nonsense
Wow, I never thought I would actually update, but here it is in all it's glory.
First Item up for bid, I'd like to give all of you a wish list, I expect these gifts to be wrapped neatly and arrive promptly at my doorstep, no later than three days after reading this.
1. I want to be Knighted, I mean really, How cool would that be? Sir John? Oh man I just peed a little.
2. A Hot Lady, I know at least ONE of you can pull this off
3. The Talent of Stevie Ray Vaughn, Impossible you say? Nu uh, There HAS to be a way to reduce his talent into an injectable form, which brings me to...
4. Universal Knowledge.....okay really all I want is to have a bunch of boiling chemistry lookin stuff around my house and use words like "Arcosium".....haha....sweet...
5. Another Hot Lady.
6. The COMPLETE Chronicles of Calvin and Hobbes, no one understands my tortured genius like Calvin, plus he can build some kick ass snowmen.
7. Ireland.
8. Okay Scratch number 7, I want the whole world, oh Man under my rule things would go REALLY smooth, I would take all the dumb people (and by dumb, I mean people that ask if your using the payphone while its pressed against your ear and you're talking) and make them slaves to do the bidding of others, I would unite the world under one regime and give it ONE national form of music, Southern rock, Don't like it? Want to be a Slave? Then Shut it. I would also appoint lots of people to do cool stuff like...
Paul: My right hand man and Proconsul to all things that need Pro-consoling
Kollin: Slave Leader
Josh: Leader in all things Music
Lane: Mathematician, because I suck at it
Dan: Leader of the Consul board, second only to Paul as Pro-Consul
Chance: Cultural intelligence and Comic Relief
Alisa: Commander in Antagonistic Propaganda
Jason: National Spy (i need someone to quell uprisings....and yes you'll have cool gadgets)
Keith: The Smart One
Jackie: Operator of "Fort-I-Win" My main lodgings
Preston: Operator of "Fort-You-Lose" My main Military Base
Danielle(sp?): Residential Slave Operator (not the same thing as Kollins
And of Course,
John: Emperor, His word is Law
That about covers it, If I left you off then just comment, I might give you SOMETHING, or just make you a slave, whatever.
First Item up for bid, I'd like to give all of you a wish list, I expect these gifts to be wrapped neatly and arrive promptly at my doorstep, no later than three days after reading this.
1. I want to be Knighted, I mean really, How cool would that be? Sir John? Oh man I just peed a little.
2. A Hot Lady, I know at least ONE of you can pull this off
3. The Talent of Stevie Ray Vaughn, Impossible you say? Nu uh, There HAS to be a way to reduce his talent into an injectable form, which brings me to...
4. Universal Knowledge.....okay really all I want is to have a bunch of boiling chemistry lookin stuff around my house and use words like "Arcosium".....haha....sweet...
5. Another Hot Lady.
6. The COMPLETE Chronicles of Calvin and Hobbes, no one understands my tortured genius like Calvin, plus he can build some kick ass snowmen.
7. Ireland.
8. Okay Scratch number 7, I want the whole world, oh Man under my rule things would go REALLY smooth, I would take all the dumb people (and by dumb, I mean people that ask if your using the payphone while its pressed against your ear and you're talking) and make them slaves to do the bidding of others, I would unite the world under one regime and give it ONE national form of music, Southern rock, Don't like it? Want to be a Slave? Then Shut it. I would also appoint lots of people to do cool stuff like...
Paul: My right hand man and Proconsul to all things that need Pro-consoling
Kollin: Slave Leader
Josh: Leader in all things Music
Lane: Mathematician, because I suck at it
Dan: Leader of the Consul board, second only to Paul as Pro-Consul
Chance: Cultural intelligence and Comic Relief
Alisa: Commander in Antagonistic Propaganda
Jason: National Spy (i need someone to quell uprisings....and yes you'll have cool gadgets)
Keith: The Smart One
Jackie: Operator of "Fort-I-Win" My main lodgings
Preston: Operator of "Fort-You-Lose" My main Military Base
Danielle(sp?): Residential Slave Operator (not the same thing as Kollins
And of Course,
John: Emperor, His word is Law
That about covers it, If I left you off then just comment, I might give you SOMETHING, or just make you a slave, whatever.