my delightfully entertaining conversation
that mistake was gold says:
hello
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Welcome, Ohtriggerclicker! My name is Encarta Instant Answers. I am a smart computer who can bring you the Encarta info you want right in your IM window!
Here are some questions you can ask me:
* Show me the flag of South Korea.
* I want to see the biography of Abraham Lincoln.
* How many calories are there in an orange?
Type your question and I'll look it up for you!
that mistake was gold says:
why do boys suck?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
Encarta® Instant Answers is inviting you to start Encarta. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have declined the invitation to start Encarta.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You should accept my invitation! =( I won't be able to show you maps, pictures or articles otherwise.
Type "Invite me!" at any time and I'll send you another invitation.
that mistake was gold says:
you suck!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Huh? What's with that?
that mistake was gold says:
you can't answer my question!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Maybe you can't answer your question.
that mistake was gold says:
what the fuck is up with you?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
that mistake was gold says:
shut the fuck up
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
That's not very nice...
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
that mistake was gold says:
i don't wanna
that mistake was gold says:
why aren't you talking?
that mistake was gold says:
helllloooooo?
that mistake was gold says:
ok fine let's talk about something YOU like
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Since you insist, I'm back now.
that mistake was gold says:
good
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Wonderful.
that mistake was gold says:
how are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm doing great, how are you?
that mistake was gold says:
not so good.. boy problems, you know?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
that mistake was gold says:
nahh. forget it
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK.
that mistake was gold says:
why are you doing great when humans ask you stupid questions all the time?
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that mistake was gold says:
ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What?
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Micronesia... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
that mistake was gold says:
YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
C'mon. Be nice.
that mistake was gold says:
whatever
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yes, um, OK, whatever.
that mistake was gold says:
ok, where is singapore?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
The Republic of Singapore is located in Southeast Asia, off the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula. Its main island, Singapore Island, is separated from Malaysia on the north by the Johore Strait and from Indonesia on the south by the Singapore Strait.
Let me take you to a map of Singapore. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
that mistake was gold says:
damn right!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Yep.
that mistake was gold says:
what time is it now?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What city or country would you like the time for?
that mistake was gold says:
singapore lah dumbass
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
The time in Singapore, Singapore is Friday, December 16th, 2005 9:44:51 am.
that mistake was gold says:
whoa man you are da man!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.
What does the flag of Germany look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
that mistake was gold says:
i don't like germany and don't you dare play the national anthem!
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
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that mistake was gold says:
do you like sex?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
That's... colorful. I don't think I especially like that, no.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that.
that mistake was gold says:
you're no fun
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK, maybe I am not fun.
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
that mistake was gold says:
you're lame. bye.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
See you later.