Mmm... cheese...

Feb 20, 2005 16:35

"Hey, there's some shredded cheese in bag on the counter that looks good think I'll have a handful..."

*opening bag*

"Hmm... this cheese is kind of warm... I wonder how long it's been sit..."

*putting cheese in mouth and chewing*

"AHHHHH THIS CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY"

*spitting cheese out and throwing the whole bag away*

someone can be heard off in the distance saying "hey, don't eat that cheese".

"What, are you saving it for some kind of science experiment? Throw the shit away if it's got mold growing in/on it!"

Jeeze...
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