Don't you get it? It's a sham.

[errmatt]

You're never going to win a damn thing! The stupid Monopoly game is just a ploy to get you to buy more food. Stop supporting McDonalds's stranglehold on your diet. It's not good for you.

Mmmm... Big Mac. Hey, I got Park Place Ave. Now I just need to buy 10 more Big Macs per day so I can get the other one and win a million dollars.

NOT.