mama, didn't mean to make you cry

[erringontheedge]

Dearest Lima Losers Internet Addicts

Comments

[puckzilla95]

Do you go to McKinley? I hope not, because I am the most badass dude at that school, and you girl, would give me a run for my money. I don't need any more competition.

[erringontheedge]

Damn right I do, Puckerman. But don't consider me competition, doll - think of me as more of an accomplice. Between the two of us, McKinley's badass level is unmatchable.

[puckzilla95]

Hey, I like that. I was kind of tired of carrying the load all by myself. I like you, you're alright.

[erringontheedge]

It's a pretty tough cross to bear alone ;) Even a badass needs help shouldering the title sometimes...

Thanks. You seem pretty alright yourself. I'm Addison, by the way, I'm not sure we've ever met more than in passing.

[puckzilla95]

Hi, Puck. Although I'm sure you know who I am already. My rep precedes me.

[erringontheedge]

That it does; and it's quite the reputation.

[puckzilla95]

Yeah, I'm pretty badass. I've done some pretty rockin' stuff. And some not so good stuff.

[erringontheedge]

Oh, believe me. I've heard all about your escapes during my time in the Cheerio's locker-room.

[puckzilla95]

Really? Were you a Cheerio or were you dating a Cheerio?

[erringontheedge]

Mm, both. And now neither. Funny how things work, isn't it?

[puckzilla95]

It's OK, I've dated Cheerios, they aren't always what they're cracked up to be.

[erringontheedge]

I'd have to agree with you there, kid. They're far too over-hyped.

[puckzilla95]

Def. I am not sure that I want to go that way again.

[erringontheedge]

I'd say take it on a case-by-case basis, just like anything else. There are a few gems hidden amongst the cole.

[puckzilla95]

Yeah, you're probably right. I know there's a former Cheerio I definitely would still want to be with.

[erringontheedge]

Hope that works out for you, then. Trust me, those girls can be a pain in the ass to impress.