I watch a show on TLC about
compulsive hoarders and I start to look around my living room wondering...
TLC makes me feel like a hypochondriac.
I get up and get a bowl of Life.
The next show is about a man who weighs a thousand pounds.
Suddenly I'm questioning my decision to eat cereal at night.
That's enough TLC for a while because I goddamn love my Life cereal.