Dear internets, I am irate...
So, I made it to Kassie's house okay last night and affectingly is here too!! And we stayed up very late chatting, as you do. Which was awesome! And then I woke up at 8:50. And then I discovered that, at some point at one of the rest stops last night someone put a HUGE FUCKING DENT in my car. My car that is not paid off yet. FML.
Dear asshole who crunched my car,
DIAF. I hate you forever.
No love,
Elizah Jane
P.S. Seriously. I hate you with an unquantifiable, fiery passion. I hope you get crabs.
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Dear Kassie,
YOUR FACE. You know what you just did. Also, I know where you sleep.
Love,
Me
Dear asshole who crunched my car,
DIAF. I hate you forever.
No love,
Elizah Jane
P.S. Seriously. I hate you with an unquantifiable, fiery passion. I hope you get crabs.
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Dear Kassie,
YOUR FACE. You know what you just did. Also, I know where you sleep.
Love,
Me