I have had deep thoughts about S4 of SPN and where they'll take the rest of the series.
Wait, did I say deep thoughts? That's totally not what I meant.
What I was thinking was,
Where do you go from the Apocalypse? How does that end? These are more abstract ponderings than anything else. I find Show much more enjoyable if I don't try and guess where they're going. But I was thinking, if Sam and Dean save the world- what comes next? Okay, really, what I was thinking was, what would be the most ridiculous, fan-servicey post-apocalyptic ending they could come up with?
Here's my idea:
Sam: *sits up in bed*
Dean: *stirs next to him* What’s up, man?
Sam: I had the craziest dream. We were brothers and-
Dean: Brothers?
Sam: Yeah, and we, like, hunted ghosts and vampires and stuff. And then we kind of started and ended the Apocalypse.
Dean: The Apocalypse?
Sam: Yeah. And Cas was there. As an angel.
Dean: Cas? My ex Cas?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: As an angel?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Dude, you’ve got to get over your jealousy issues. Also, no more ethinc foods before bed for you.
Sam: I’m not- Whatever. Shut up. It was disturbing. You were, like, this smarmy womanizer and I was...
Dean: You were what?
Sam: I may have been the anti-Christ at some point? I don’t know, I don’t remember all the details.
Dean: *rubs a hand over his face* Do we need to talk about this?
Sam: No. No, I’m fine. It was just.
Dean: Disturbing.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: We were really brothers?
Sam: *sighs* Really.
Dean: That’s some kinky shit, there, Sammy. Were we still, y’know...
Sam: What? NO! *pause* Although.
Dean: Although?
Sam: There may have been stories about us on the internet.
Dean: Let me amend my previous statement. No more ethinic foods, True Blood and LJ for you before bedtime.
Sam: Thanks. I feel much better now.
Dean: *slings an arm around him and pulls him back down on the bed* Well, if it's comfort you're looking for.
Sam: That's more like it.
Jared/Jensen action we've all been waiting for: *happens*
THE END!!!
Really, they should just hire me to write for the show.
Dear Kripke,
This idea is totes yours to use. Okay, okay, I understand that you might not want to end the actualfax series this way, so I will accept this as a DVD extras alternative ending. No thanks necessary.
Love,
Me
I should really be kept busy at work so that shit like this doesn't happen.