JDM is my bulletproof kink
I realized this evening that I was like 2200 words shy of meeting my getyourwordsout word count goal for the month. Now, all things considered, this is actually pretty decent. But I am stubborn and contrary, so I asked laulan if she had any prompts/requests for something quick and silly, and then wrote a story for her because she is awesome and helpful in every possible way and doesn't shun me when I flake out and forget to answer my emails.
The point is sometimes I write stuff to amuse my friends. This is one of those times.
Story: Hotass Jeff's Bar & Grill
From the prompt: JDM owns Jensen's favorite bar. Jensen's been coming there since he turned 21, and he and JDM have been flirting just about as long. Insert lots of Jensen crushing and ordering sexual drinks (sloe screw against the wall, etc.) till JDM finally puts him out of his misery and kisses him senseless.
In other JDM-related news, he for reals called Jared and Jensen "my boys". IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS AND IS TAUNTING US WITH HIS SEXY SEXY UNFNESS!!*
JDM counts as an actualfax legit kink now, y/y? Like I could say, "JDM is my bulletproof kink," and that would be valid (and true!). I should probably go ahead and add that as a tag, actually...
Please note: I do not think that JDM actually knows and is actively taunting us with his sexy sexy unfness. I believe he can't actually help being such an incredible hotass.
The point is sometimes I write stuff to amuse my friends. This is one of those times.
Story: Hotass Jeff's Bar & Grill
From the prompt: JDM owns Jensen's favorite bar. Jensen's been coming there since he turned 21, and he and JDM have been flirting just about as long. Insert lots of Jensen crushing and ordering sexual drinks (sloe screw against the wall, etc.) till JDM finally puts him out of his misery and kisses him senseless.
In other JDM-related news, he for reals called Jared and Jensen "my boys". IT'S LIKE HE KNOWS AND IS TAUNTING US WITH HIS SEXY SEXY UNFNESS!!*
JDM counts as an actualfax legit kink now, y/y? Like I could say, "JDM is my bulletproof kink," and that would be valid (and true!). I should probably go ahead and add that as a tag, actually...
Please note: I do not think that JDM actually knows and is actively taunting us with his sexy sexy unfness. I believe he can't actually help being such an incredible hotass.