To my horny little flower whom raped my heart
"You're horniness is that of a horny rose petal, that falls to the nearest boob and molests it. You horniness is more beautiful than a delicate rose that rapes the other roses in a bouquet. When my boobs gaze upon you they are filled with both excitment and fear. I will not lie I have had another Wo(MAN)(s) touch them, but no other has made them feel more beautiful than all the beautiful roses in a rosebed, except for you. My sweet angel faced horny rose flower. I look forward to hearing from."
A lovey message from Kyo on Okcupid. I swear, we don't always harass each other on there.
and my response:
"My horniness blooms when you are near and it could never be contained in your presence. No other womans could ever commit my undying rapage that makes all the other roses in a field wilt at my condeming ways. Your boobs are the buds of unbloomed angels that flutter and open with my comanding gaze of horni-ness. Oh! I do not lie when I say that you are the sweetest of the angels that whom lose their wings as I thought these dispicable nonsensical ideas of laying my hands upon them! If Charlie Brown was God among gods he would banish me from the land of your bossom(s)! I fear that I like being lied to about this feeling of desire. If I have disgraced you, I do apologize but I meant every word from the heart, oh my sweet, broked angel who fails me in grace!"
TOO MUCH FUN!
A lovey message from Kyo on Okcupid. I swear, we don't always harass each other on there.
and my response:
"My horniness blooms when you are near and it could never be contained in your presence. No other womans could ever commit my undying rapage that makes all the other roses in a field wilt at my condeming ways. Your boobs are the buds of unbloomed angels that flutter and open with my comanding gaze of horni-ness. Oh! I do not lie when I say that you are the sweetest of the angels that whom lose their wings as I thought these dispicable nonsensical ideas of laying my hands upon them! If Charlie Brown was God among gods he would banish me from the land of your bossom(s)! I fear that I like being lied to about this feeling of desire. If I have disgraced you, I do apologize but I meant every word from the heart, oh my sweet, broked angel who fails me in grace!"
TOO MUCH FUN!