AURGHHH
dear person who used my lost cell phone,
you are a piece of fucking shit. if i ever meet you i will slit your throat and piss all over your carcass. you are a waste of space. it's a pity your mother didn't have an abortion. slut.
dear T-mobile,
your policies perpetuate cell phone theft. since past attempts to regulate your laws have been squashed by your greed, i hope it fucks you over in a way that mutilates your asshole for life.
...i'm not usually such an angry person.
you are a piece of fucking shit. if i ever meet you i will slit your throat and piss all over your carcass. you are a waste of space. it's a pity your mother didn't have an abortion. slut.
dear T-mobile,
your policies perpetuate cell phone theft. since past attempts to regulate your laws have been squashed by your greed, i hope it fucks you over in a way that mutilates your asshole for life.
...i'm not usually such an angry person.