resolutions for the past year

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-get a beat on jay-z's comeback album
well... somebody didn't put out a comeback album.

-get signed to elijah wood's as of yet non-existant record label
ha, fuck that dude.

-make the hottest m.o.p. tape ever
i couldn't even accomplish this? fuck me.

-open up a door for kiera knightley with one hand while she writes her phone number on the other.
i didn't apply myself.

-see bush lose the election
i have a problem with middle america.