when ONE freeman shall stand! { voice }
[it starts off with some mumbling, clicking and experimental typing, he's humming "The Star-Spangled Banner" while he fiddles with the laptop, then he "ah ha!"s triumphantly]
Figured it out! Knew I could, ha ha ha!
[he clears his throat, pops his knuckles unnecessarily, and is probably leaning in much too close to the computer for the microphone to handle]
ALRIGHT, CITIZENS OF WHEREVER-WE-ARE!! THERE IS A CRISIS, AND IT INVOLVES YOUR COMPUTERS!!
For those of you who are not informed, Y2K is upon us! The computers will crash, all the technology will die and then we'll have to start all over!
BUT NOT TO FRET. I am AMERICA, the HERO, so there is absolutely nothing to worry about!
...Except for the computers dying and technology failing. But--oh hey! Are there any New Years parties going around? I was invited to one last minute but I don't see any around here.
[ooc: ...I'm sorry he's stupid ♥ he's from December 31, 1999, on the brink of the year 2000, aka Y2K. And who's paranoid? Your country tis of thee, sweet land of stupidity liberty. Of thee you will sing.]]
Figured it out! Knew I could, ha ha ha!
[he clears his throat, pops his knuckles unnecessarily, and is probably leaning in much too close to the computer for the microphone to handle]
ALRIGHT, CITIZENS OF WHEREVER-WE-ARE!! THERE IS A CRISIS, AND IT INVOLVES YOUR COMPUTERS!!
For those of you who are not informed, Y2K is upon us! The computers will crash, all the technology will die and then we'll have to start all over!
BUT NOT TO FRET. I am AMERICA, the HERO, so there is absolutely nothing to worry about!
...Except for the computers dying and technology failing. But--oh hey! Are there any New Years parties going around? I was invited to one last minute but I don't see any around here.
[ooc: ...I'm sorry he's stupid ♥ he's from December 31, 1999, on the brink of the year 2000, aka Y2K. And who's paranoid? Your country tis of thee, sweet land of stupidity liberty. Of thee you will sing.]]